Moses vs Gandalf: FIGHT!

[Wag]

Watching The Ten Commandments, bored off my ass.

Was thinking- Moses vs Gandalf, who'd win? Both have staves, both have the "power of God (or god, whatever)" behind them. Both have rockin' beards. Seems like a close one.

 

[DangerAardvark]

Why do you assume they'd fight? I think Moses would part Gandalf's robes and try to get water to issue forth from his wizard staff.

 

[yh125d]

Moses would be all "Let my people go!" to Gandalf's "You shall not pass!"


dunno, close matchup I'd say

 

[Wag]

Why do you assume they'd fight? I think Moses would part Gandalf's robes and try to get water to issue forth from his wizard staff.

Uh, parting my robes and getting water to "issue forth" from my wizard's staff ain't no big trick. I just did so 5mins ago.

 

[zerocool84]

You don't mess with the ex-president of the NRA. Heston pwns all.

 

[DangerAardvark]

You don't mess with the ex-president of the NRA. Heston pwns all.

Ian McKellan has a massive advantage in that he's alive.

 

[zerocool84]

Ian McKellan has a massive advantage in that he's alive.

You can't kill something that is already dead so Heston already won. Plus Heston could just text god to revive him at any time.

 

[paulney]

I thought it was Moses vs Caddaffi

 

[DangerAardvark]

You can't kill something that is already dead so Heston already won. Plus Heston could just text god to revive him at any time.

WTF. He can get service in heaven? I have to walk out my front door to get any bars with Verizon. God damnit.

 

[BoomerD]

Meh...Moses ain't shit without God's help...Gandalf haz teh magics.

 

[gophins72]

what we need in the world now is a mortal combat style video with all the major religious leaders fighting it out, hell, we need a video game that has it....

*strokes beard imagining world peace*

 

[LegendKiller]

Meh...Moses ain't shit without God's help...Gandalf haz teh magics.

Gandalf had the gods of middle earth's help, that's who gave him his powers. But he really couldn't even use them much.