Morons

[errrrr]

So a woman buys a burger at McDonald's and somehow the pickle inside the burger hits her chin. She says she got burned by it and is suing for $110k for physical and emotional distress. And her husband is adding on $15k for "loss of her services." WTF?

 

[MI6]

So will McD's put warning on the hambugers that say "Hey stuiped this is hot!" Or will they just let them cool off longer before they are serverd?
Stuiped question but i have to ask it: How does a burned chin stop "services" from being rendured?

 

[prodigy]

<< How does a burned chin stop &quot;services&quot; from being rendured? >>



If you don't know, I'm not going to be the one to tell you...

 

[MI6]

<< If you don't know, I'm not going to be the one to tell you... >>



Persicly the kind of crap i thought i was going to get. Hope i learn some day.

 

[prodigy]

Ok I'll give you a hint...

What services would a husband want from his wife, that she can give with her mouth....

[begin Jeopardy music]
Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding

 

[MI6]

i understand that one. But given the size and temp of the pickle (from the hamburger) how bad can this burn be that she can't make an O. What about the other &quot;services&quot; that are given by wives?

 

[prodigy]

You got me on that one, it's obvious he just wants more cash anyway.

 

[urbantechie]

I never knew a pickel can burn? WTF? Thats just crazy.

 

[Regine]

<< how bad can this burn be that she can't make an O. >>


You try doing that with a burnt lip/chin

 

[MI6]

Ummm, No.
Reasons:
1. I am not going to burn myself inorder to test this.
2. I am never going to have to make an O for that reason.

She can still preform other &quot;services&quot; right?

Lets get back to the main reason for this thread.
It is crazy for people to think that others are to blame for their stuipidity, lack of skill, ect...
Natural Selection Indead.

 

[Regine]

Ok, lemme rephrase:

You try &quot;performing&quot; on a woman with a burnt lip/chin

 

[MI6]

Well then it probably would be more dificult. I still don't see it worth

<< $15k for &quot;loss of her services.&quot; >>

After a few days the burn is healed. NO way this is some second - third degree burn that would require surgery.
Tell the guy to take things into his own hands for a few days!

 

[prodigy]

<< take things into his own hands >>



BAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAH!

 

[Budman]

Exactly,I'm sure he can handle his own hot picle for a few days while it heals.

 

[errrrr]

I'm sure the specific heat of a pickle is pretty high anyways.

 

[Sacotool]

I think McDonalds throws their burgers in a microwave for a few seconds after they are wrapped up.