Moronic ID theft

herkulease

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We need a stupid criminals thread but anyhow

this girl is a pure genius.

WESTLAKE, Ohio (AP) -- A bar waitress checking to see if a customer was legally old enough to drink looked down to see a familiar photo.

It was her own.

The 22-year-old waitress, whose name was not released, called police last week and said she had been handed her own stolen driver's license by a woman trying to prove she was 21.

The woman, who became suspicious of the delay as the waitress went to call police, fled the Moosehead Saloon, but her companion provided her name.

Maria Bergan, 23, of Lakewood, was charged Sunday night with identity theft and receiving stolen property. She was arrested at her home in suburban Cleveland.

The waitress said she had lost her wallet July 9 at a bar in Lakewood.

"The odds of this waitress recovering her own license defy calculation," police Capt. Guy Turner said Monday.

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herkulease

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I deserve that from the repost police.

I somehow glanced over it when searching. and its the 1st thing that shows up too. :eek:
 

Doboji

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believe it or not this has "almost" happened to me... I had my wallet stolen in College... and one night some weeks later when I was out with some friends at Hooters of all places, one "friend" pulls out his ID to show to the waitress... and the waiter looks at me and says... ummmm no... that's him. And points to me... I look over, and catch the fcker closing his waller, and guess where my credit cards are.

 

chambersc

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Originally posted by: Doboji
believe it or not this has "almost" happened to me... I had my wallet stolen in College... and one night some weeks later when I was out with some friends at Hooters of all places, one "friend" pulls out his ID to show to the waitress... and the waiter looks at me and says... ummmm no... that's him. And points to me... I look over, and catch the fcker closing his waller, and guess where my credit cards are.

and what did you do to that "friend."
 
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SlitheryDee

That's 2 news stories reposted from this morning. :laugh: