Moron gets his wanker caught in a mouse trap....for the second time

[Queasy]

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DOPY Gary Telford showed drunken pals how he caught his manhood in a mouse trap ? and did it again.

Pub manager Gary, 32, was in agony after the party piece went wrong.

Amazingly it was the SECOND time he has been taken to casualty after getting his privates mangled in the stunt.

The first accident happened at the age of 14 when a schoolboy prank went wrong. He needed 14 stitches to fix his wounded willy.

When regulars at The Railway pub in Ipswich, Suffolk, heard about Gary?s painful past they egged him on to show them what happened.

A pal put a mouse trap on a pool table for the demonstration ? but Gary tripped as he walked towards it with his manhood hanging out.

Last night Gary said: ?I was quite drunk so I undid my flies and walked over to the trap. I really didn?t mean to set the trap off again but I stumbled and it went. I must be the only bloke in Britain to have caught my bits in a mousetrap not once but twice.

?It is completely and utterly embarrassing.

?Luckily I only nipped the end of my privates but I still had to go to casualty for a tetanus injection.

?The nurses thought it was hilarious ? especially when they realised it was my second visit for the same accident.?

 

[DnetMHZ]

14 stitches in the wang....oooooouuuuch *passes out*

 

[DaShen]

3 is a charm

 

[George P Burdell]

Damn, ten days into the new year and the Annual Darwin Award already finds a winner...

 

[intogamer]

pwned in teh p3n1s

 

[AnonymouseUser]

Originally posted by: George P Burdell
Damn, ten days into the new year and the Annual Darwin Award already finds a winner...

He didn't die... He is just a future candidate.

 

[Cooler]

if it was on his balls it would have been better.

 

[Kyteland]

Originally posted by: AnonymouseUser

Originally posted by: George P Burdell
Damn, ten days into the new year and the Annual Darwin Award already finds a winner...

He didn't die... He is just a future candidate.

Death isn't a requirement for a Darwin Award, only that you can't reproduce.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: AnonymouseUser

Originally posted by: George P Burdell
Damn, ten days into the new year and the Annual Darwin Award already finds a winner...

He didn't die... He is just a future candidate.

Sterile is as good as dead when it comes to the award. I figure the third time will complete the amputation permanently. then he can win an award...

 

[AnonymouseUser]

Originally posted by: Kyteland

Originally posted by: AnonymouseUser

Originally posted by: George P Burdell
Damn, ten days into the new year and the Annual Darwin Award already finds a winner...

He didn't die... He is just a future candidate.

Death isn't a requirement for a Darwin Award, only that you can't reproduce.

Ahh, I see. Still, he's not quite a winner.

 

[Shadowknight]

"Hello, 911? This is Quagmire. Yeah, it's stuck in the window this time."

 

[JulesMaximus]

While that must be very painful I'm pretty sure it's not lethal.

Not a Darwin candidate...sorry.

 

[Queasy]

If this had happened in the South, the story would have started out with, "Hey y'all! Watch this!"

 

[Snapster]

Wanker != penis, get it right if you're going to try and use the language. 😉

*Edit* And yes, a moron he is.