no really, he is not a moran, he is Moron
http://www.myfoxdfw.com/myfox/...Code=TSTY&pageId=3.2.1
http://www.myfoxdfw.com/myfox/...Code=TSTY&pageId=3.2.1
Bryan Scott Moron was taken into custody after he lost control of a white Chevrolet truck and struck a mailbox on Parkridge Blvd., then continued ahead and drove into a home.
The arresting officer said Moron failed sobriety tests. The arrest report shows Moron had a blood alcohol level of more than twice the legal limit.