Moron drives drunk

FoBoT

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no really, he is not a moran, he is Moron

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/myfox/...Code=TSTY&pageId=3.2.1

Bryan Scott Moron was taken into custody after he lost control of a white Chevrolet truck and struck a mailbox on Parkridge Blvd., then continued ahead and drove into a home.

The arresting officer said Moron failed sobriety tests. The arrest report shows Moron had a blood alcohol level of more than twice the legal limit.
 

jagec

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Officer: "What kind of moron do you think you are? Only a moron would drive drunk like that!"
Bryan: "..."