Morning-After Pill Doesn't Work for Women Over 176 Pounds

[Texashiker]

Guys are you tired of your girlfriend or wife taking the morning after pill? Are you ready to start a family but she is not cooperating?

The solution may be to fatten her up before you knock her up.

http://www.motherjones.com/environment/2013/11/plan-b-morning-after-pill-weight-limit-pounds

The European manufacturer of an emergency contraceptive pill identical to Plan B, also known as the morning-after pill, will warn women that the drug is completely ineffective for women who weigh more than 176 pounds and begins to lose effectiveness in women who weigh more than 165 pounds.

Weight data from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) suggests that, at 166 pounds, the average American woman is too heavy to use these pills effectively.

And if you are not ready to start a family, only date skinny chicks.

 

[Ackmed]

Who wants to have sex with a fattie anyways.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Who wants to have sex with a fattie anyways.

Blackout drunks. Which is pretty much the target market for the morning after pill, isn't it?

 

[rcpratt]

Mine isn't a disgusting fattie; looks like I'm set.

 

[Joepublic2]

Wow, news I can actually use in P&N!

Who wants to have sex with a fattie anyways.

More cushin 4 the pushin.

 

[nehalem256]

Blackout drunks. Which is pretty much the target market for the morning after pill, isn't it?

Oh no! How will the fatties cover up evidence of their rapes now?

 

[poofyhairguy]

The European manufacturer of an emergency contraceptive pill identical to Plan B,

I think I see the problem. We need an American manufacturer to make a Plan C that better serves our population base.

 

[zinfamous]

Guys are you tired of your girlfriend or wife taking the morning after pill? Are you ready to start a family but she is not cooperating?

The solution may be to fatten her up before you knock her up.

Are you dumber than a bag of hammers, or what?

 

[Texashiker]

Are you dumber than a bag of hammers, or what?

What is your point?

 

[xBiffx]

What is your point?

You are an idiot? Pretty sure that was made quite clear in his question.

Here's a hint: men don't start families alone without an adoption being a part of it.

 

[brycejones]

xBiffx and zinfamous may agree on something. Unfortunately for the OP it is that he is "dumber than a bag of hammers".

Texashiker you may need to take a break from starting new threads or start your own blog as has been suggested for A420.

 

[Texashiker]

start your own blog as has been suggested for A420.

I already have my own blog.

 

[poofyhairguy]

I already have my own blog.

Called ATOT P&N

 

[Texashiker]

Called ATOT P&N

Negative, it is not atot p&n.