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Mormon War On Masturbation Video

Perknose

Perknose

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It's a sticky situation. The losses in this war come in spurts and really tug at your second most important organ . . . your heart.

The Mormons are at war, and they need a few good men. This combat video they made (FOR REAL) says it all. Actually, I think they need a few good woman, but that's just mho.

So, soldier, won't you get in that foxhole with your busy, busy buddy and -- ewwwww-- lend a hand? 😛
 
Today in "Thread titles you never thought you'd see in ATOT" ...
 
After he quit jerking off, he realized he was gay. Did you see the way those guys were looking at each other?!
 
Let me know when they do one for women. That's when I'll care. We can't have any mormon ladies masturbating without me watching first.
 
Ah, yes. Giving in to the pleasures of your own flesh; it's evil incarnate I'm tellin' you!

I loved the look of smug self righteousness on the roommate's face after his buddy went into the counselor's office. "Yay, me. My roommate's gonna get spanked for spanking hisself." Not to mention all the prenatal components that have been saved.

Funny, I've never felt like a wounded soldier on the battlefield. 🙂
 
Well I guess it sometimes needs to be addressed, I'd bet the schools definition of porn addiction is different than mine. I was a bit creeped out by the turn him in part. Turn him into whom? Honestly if you're roommate is having that much of a problem how about a decent private conversation first, then another with a few friends that may have noticed a change in behavior?
 
Fanatical Meat said:
Turn him into whom?
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Duh, the police!

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Perknose said:
It's a sticky situation. The losses in this war come in spurts and really tug at your second most important organ . . . your heart.

The Mormons are at war, and they need a few good men. This combat video they made (FOR REAL) says it all. Actually, I think they need a few good woman, but that's just mho.

So, soldier, won't you get in that foxhole with your busy, busy buddy and -- ewwwww-- lend a hand? 😛
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Is this a "HOW TO" or a "HOW DON'T" video?
 
I dunno, Mormons are pretty good people. Yeah some of their core tenants are out there but again I wouldn't mind having Mormon neighbors.
 
Fanatical Meat said:
I dunno, Mormons are pretty good people. Yeah some of their core tenants are out there but again I wouldn't mind having Mormon neighbors.
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Until they spy you working on your pool and hurry on over with their . . . Vice-Grips! D:
 
Fanatical Meat said:
I dunno, Mormons are pretty good people. Yeah some of their core tenants are out there but again I wouldn't mind having Mormon neighbors.
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agreed. The mormon church (as most do) have a lot of charities. they do a lot of great things for the local communities.


Though..i do admit that was fucking idiotic. comparing beating off to a war? no..
 
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