Brutuskend
Lifer
*A burglar who was watching his four-year-old daughter broke into a Newark, New Jersey, home, stole several items, and successfully got away. Unfortunately for him, he left one small clue...his four-year-old daughter.*
*A man was arrested in the parking lot of the Old Kent Bank in Grand Haven, Michigan, shortly after he had robbed the place. Apparently, after the man robbed the bank, he informed the teller that he was visually impaired and needed assistance in exiting the bank. Of course he didn't see the teller push the silent alarm button before slowly leading the man out the front door and into an awaiting police car.*
*Leonardo's Pizza in Akron, Ohio narrowly escaped being robbed because the gunman slipped on a patch of grease from a pizza that had been dropped on the floor earlier. He hit the floor and knocked himself unconscious.* (What do you wanna bet he sues? And WINS!
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*A man was arrested in the parking lot of the Old Kent Bank in Grand Haven, Michigan, shortly after he had robbed the place. Apparently, after the man robbed the bank, he informed the teller that he was visually impaired and needed assistance in exiting the bank. Of course he didn't see the teller push the silent alarm button before slowly leading the man out the front door and into an awaiting police car.*
*Leonardo's Pizza in Akron, Ohio narrowly escaped being robbed because the gunman slipped on a patch of grease from a pizza that had been dropped on the floor earlier. He hit the floor and knocked himself unconscious.* (What do you wanna bet he sues? And WINS!
