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More Religious Propoganda ..

Hello! My name is Lambuel and I hope that we can be friends. I would like to share with you my love for Jesus. Did you know that Jesus loves each and every one of us? It's true! In the Bible, He says: "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life"... Isn't that COOL?!
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lmao!! 😀
 
If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.
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Oh no! Lambuel is late for Church! Can you help Lambuel get to the Church on time while avoiding temptations along the way?


He will be late because he wants that zero dollar bill!!
 
If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.


LMAO
 
Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.
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I'm a Christian, but this is what makes me mad about some churches. Instead of letting our kids hear both sides of the argument and deciding their faith on their own accord, they want to keep them from hearing the other side altogether so they'll just believe what they're taught. I think that's brainwashing. They see no reason to expose people to an idea that might make them change their mind. Sure, I'd want my kids to believe in God, but not because they don;t know any better.

 
OMG this is freaking hilarious!

Pokemon is evolutionist propagnada!!

And then there's this...

However, these propagandists aren't just targeting the young. Take for example Apple Computers, makers of the popular Macintosh line of computers. The real operating system hiding under the newest version of the Macintosh operating system (MacOS X) is called... Darwin! That's right, new Macs are based on Darwinism! While they currently don't advertise this fact to consumers, it is well known among the computer elite, who are mostly Atheists and Pagans. Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an "Open Source" license, which is just another name for Communism. They try to hide all of this under a facade of shiny, "lickable" buttons, but the truth has finally come out: Apple Computers promote Godless Darwinism and Communism.

But is this really such a shock? Lets look for a moment at Apple Computers. Founded by long haired hippies, this company has consistently supported 60's counter-cultural "values"2. But there are even darker undertones to this company than most are aware of. Consider the name of the company and its logo: an apple with a bite taken out of it. This is clearly a reference to the Fall, when Adam and Eve were tempted with an apple3 by the serpent. It is now Apple Computers offering us temptation, thereby aligning themselves with the forces of darkness4.

This company is well known for its cult-like following. It isn't much of a stretch to say that it is a cult. Consider co-founder and leader Steve Jobs' constant exhortation through advertising (i.e. mind control) that its followers should "think different". We have to ask ourselves: "think different than whom or what?" The disturbing answer is that they want us to think different than our Christian upbringing, to reject all the values that we have been taught and to heed not the message of the Lord Jesus Christ!

Given the now obvious anti-Christian and cultish nature of Apple Computers, is it any wonder that they have decided to base their newest operating system on Darwinism? This just reaffirms the position that Darwinism is an inherently anti-Christian philosophy spread through propaganda and subliminal trickery, not a science as its brainwashed followers would have us believe.
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AHHAAAHHAHA!!
 
if you click on Mr. Gruff the athiest, he says "Hey kid, wanna read some Ayn Rand?"

Hilarious. I love this site 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Vortex22
This is a joke, right?

There is no way that site could possibly be real?
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There are "real" sites out there with far weirder stuff, like THIS one. I wrote them an e-mail calling them on some of the outright lies on their site, and they actually posted it... but only after editing and rearranging it to make it look like they had been telling the truth all along.

EDIT: Their stuff about evil Pokemon, Satan-worshipping Harry Potter fans, and explanations of how anything new, popular, and interesting is demonic or inspired by Satan himself is also good for a laugh.
 
Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.
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Damn straight, we're going to be the downfall of the human race.😀 Now, where did I put my horns... 😉
 
I'm atheist.

I find it funny, because I do lash out at little punk kids. They really should send their parents to deal with me.
 
Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.
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I'm scared. Hold me.
 
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