more dumb jokes to make you laugh

[Iron Woode]

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stu.

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

Full.

What do you call a dog with 4" legs and 6" steel balls?

Sparky.

What did the girl mushroom say to the boy mushroom?

Gee, you're a fungi.

:laugh:

 

[yankeesfan]

Those were...not funny. You lose.

 

[Alone]

Originally posted by: yankeesfan
Those were...not funny. You lose.

 

[gamepad]

1/10

 

[Iron Woode]

harsh crowd.

 

[lizardth]

They made me laugh!

 

[trOver]

so thats why they are "dumb" jokes...........

 

[sixone]

:laugh:

 

[Quasmo]

What's brown and sticky.

A sticky.

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
What's brown and sticky.

A sticky.

Gee, I never heard that one before.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

<and>

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

Full.

:laugh:

LOL

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
What's brown and sticky.

A sticky.

So is a piece of sh!T.

 

[Viperoni]

Actually I liked em, 7.5/10

 

[dighn]

fungi!!! LOL!~!! that's gold!!

 

[Dumac]

What instrument do fish play?

The BASS guitar!

GET IT?!?!?!

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode


What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

Full.

LOFL

 

[sisq0kidd]

Originally posted by: Dumac
What instrument do fish play?

The BASS guitar!

GET IT?!?!?!

Or, the Salmon guitar!

 

[Ricemarine]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Iron Woode


What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

Full.

LOFL

ROFL... it took me a while to understand that :laugh:...
So wrong...

 

[Sqube]

The prostitute one was solid. The rest... meh.

I give 6.4/10 (6.7 from the East German judge) just because of that one. It redeemed the rest.

 

[irishScott]

What's not and made of Iron and wood?

Irony Wood!

 

[TheChort]

I love dumb jokes
I found these online just now:

Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a-salted.

A jumper cable walks into a bar.
The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says,
"A beer please, and one for the road."

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."