More Blonde moments.. (Yup, Brutuskend again)

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godmare

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Originally posted by: Hatari Chic
Originally posted by: Jhill
So i'm taking it her sister had the same dad but a different mom? What a coincidence both of them died on the same day.

Are you blonde?

That's what I was wondering....

Not much to wonder, it seems.....

At least it's better than the flurry of cheesy ass reposted videos today

 

godmare

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Originally posted by: rbloedow
Originally posted by: Ronstang
Is this the dumbass roundup?

But how can an ass be dumb?!?! AFAIK, you can't record the intelligence of a donkey
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;)

Butt IQ
 

xirtam

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Both their mothers' probably just dyed their hair a different color as an artificial intelligence project.

And if they didn't have the same mother, it would be "half-sister". Unless they were nuns or something.
 

GermyBoy

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." "I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest." The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here." The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says. A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?" "No," replies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!"

That's not very funny.
 

Rayden

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The Blonde Joke: 6/10
The replies: 10/10

This is the official rating of the BJA (Blonde Joke Association).
 

GoodToGo

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Originally posted by: Rayden
The Blonde Joke: 6/10
The replies: 10/10

This is the official rating of the BJA (Blonde Joke Association).

Oh man I thought this was the Blow Job association.
 

Jhill

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Originally posted by: Rayden
oh my gosh.

im embarrased for all of you that didn't get it.

the replies was better than the joke... lol
i agree

So i'm taking it her sister had the same dad but a different mom? What a coincidence both of them died on the same day.

When we replied to the joke saying we didn't get it, it WAS a joke. I think some of you who thought I was serious are the blonde ones.
 

Rayden

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When we replied to the joke saying we didn't get it, it WAS a joke. I think some of you who thought I was serious are the blonde ones.

ah yah. now you have to defend yourself. :)