More batthroom graffiti

Goosemaster

Lifer
Apr 10, 2001
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Here I sit in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper.
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or will I be forced to use my finger?

For some it's a place to sit, and think,
For some it's a place to sh!t, and stink,
I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the writing on the walls.

Everyone pisses on the floor...be a hero and sh!t on the ceiling.
 

neonerd

Diamond Member
Apr 24, 2003
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Here I sit, on the pooper
Giving birth, to a maine state trooper

Here I sit, broken hearted
trying to sh!t, but only farted
 

imported_Lucifer

Diamond Member
Oct 12, 2004
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Lol, I have seen a lot of that.

There was one similar to that one, that went:

Here I sit, within my vapor
Somebody stole the toilet paper
I'll be late to class if I linger
Watch out ass, here comes my finger