More bad florida jokes

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FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive.
FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction.
FLORIDA: We count more than you do.
FLORIDA: If you don't like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of
the other 56 states.
FLORIDA: We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed.
FLORIDA: Relax, Retire, ReVote.
FLORIDA: Viagra voters do it again!
FLORIDA: What comes after 17,311?
FLORIDA: Where your vote counts and counts and counts.
FLORIDA: This is what you get for taking Elien away from us.
FLORIDA: We don't just cheat in football.
FLORIDA: We're number one! Wait! Recount!
- Or -
Palm Beach County: So nice, we let you vote twice.
Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida.
Sign on I-95 : Florida this way, no that way, 5 miles, wait 10 miles.
 

RGN

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Feb 24, 2000
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hehehe...I talked to a guy from South Beach the othre day, and he tried to convince me it REALLY _WAS_ HARD!
 

LordMaul

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Nov 16, 2000
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Shat...I forgot to log out RGN before i posted...that was me guys, Maul and no one else... :)