Hello and welcome Cadets to the Morality Police training facility. Today we will train you on how to monitor these forums. Follow these conversations and we'll cover whether or not you need to teach the posters about the immorality of their ways.
Let's Begin
Person 1> Laffo all Catholic Priests molest children!
Person 2> LoL no doubt
This is ok, no one likes religious people because all smart people are athiests.
Person 2> But what about those rich people, what a bunch of lying scum
Person 1> True that man
Remember, rich people and republican's are fair targets. Anyone who has gone to college knows that socialism is the best system, and anyone who disagree's with that is uneducated/heartless
Person 2> Did I mention I hate America?
Person 1> Yeah Americans are ruining the world.
This is fair game. Americans are the reason for terrorism. Could you imagine a world without America, aside from the Nazis it'd be pretty nice.
Person 1> I hate America almost as much as I hate affirmative action!
Person 2> ... *gasp*
Person 2> Dude that's not cool.
*RED ALERT* You must step in right away. This person has implied that affirmative action is not a good system. This person is obviously a racist. Call him a scum bag and tell him to go back to Kentucky because all southerners are racists.
Person 1> Illegal immigrants are a drain on our economy, just add up the costs of prisons and schools.
Do NOT let this person leave this thread without a good talking to. Be sure to quote them everytime they speak and call them a xenophobe. Refuse to argue them point by point. Remind them that only Native Americans have a right to this country and maybe they are the ones who need to leave. Don't forget to use these icons :disgust: :roll: and acronyms like ROFLMAOLOL constantly because they don't deserve a real reply.
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And this concludes part one of our training video cadets. Although this is far from a complete guide you are now more than ready to take on the internet! Remember when in doubt, post the first thing that comes into your mind, you're probably right. I mean if you weren't you wouldn't be a member of the Morality Police!
Let's Begin
Person 1> Laffo all Catholic Priests molest children!
Person 2> LoL no doubt
This is ok, no one likes religious people because all smart people are athiests.
Person 2> But what about those rich people, what a bunch of lying scum
Person 1> True that man
Remember, rich people and republican's are fair targets. Anyone who has gone to college knows that socialism is the best system, and anyone who disagree's with that is uneducated/heartless
Person 2> Did I mention I hate America?
Person 1> Yeah Americans are ruining the world.
This is fair game. Americans are the reason for terrorism. Could you imagine a world without America, aside from the Nazis it'd be pretty nice.
Person 1> I hate America almost as much as I hate affirmative action!
Person 2> ... *gasp*
Person 2> Dude that's not cool.
*RED ALERT* You must step in right away. This person has implied that affirmative action is not a good system. This person is obviously a racist. Call him a scum bag and tell him to go back to Kentucky because all southerners are racists.
Person 1> Illegal immigrants are a drain on our economy, just add up the costs of prisons and schools.
Do NOT let this person leave this thread without a good talking to. Be sure to quote them everytime they speak and call them a xenophobe. Refuse to argue them point by point. Remind them that only Native Americans have a right to this country and maybe they are the ones who need to leave. Don't forget to use these icons :disgust: :roll: and acronyms like ROFLMAOLOL constantly because they don't deserve a real reply.
*****End Video*****
And this concludes part one of our training video cadets. Although this is far from a complete guide you are now more than ready to take on the internet! Remember when in doubt, post the first thing that comes into your mind, you're probably right. I mean if you weren't you wouldn't be a member of the Morality Police!
