Okay
NOT cool ..... you
CANNOT just end your post there we need the gory details!
I have told the story here many times. Once more for you:
After I told her to stop doing it, she stopped for a week. Then it started again. I told my father about it and of my idea to teach her a lesson. He laughed and said, "do it". So I did.
What I did was to wait for her and her husband (seniors) to leave for a few hours. When the coast was clear I raked up all her dog's shit from our lawn and covered her driveway with it. Like I said, her dog shit there for over 4 months (this was now August 1994). There were nearly a hundred dried turds all over her driveway. I was waiting for them to get home and it was glorious. He was mad and confused. She started yelling at me.
And this is how that conversation went:
her: what the hell is all this?
me: your dog's shit. I thought I'd return it to you since I don't want it on my lawn.
her: your going to have to clean this up
me: that's your problem. I told you many times to not let your dog shit on our lawn.
her: well, I never.
me: it's about time.
her: maybe I will call the police.
me: go ahead. I am sure they would love to hear about your dog shitting on our lawn.
her: you are just a rude nasty person.
me: I am not but you pissed me off when you ignored a direct order to knock it off.
her: I will just sweep them on your lawn.
me: go ahead but be warned that any more shit on my lawn will result in me filling your mailbox your dog's shit.
husband to his wife: you caused this now clean it up and stop being a pain.
me: with big shit-eating grin.