Monty Python style MSN chat. Made me laugh anyway

DivideBYZero

Lifer
May 18, 2001
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The Dude invites you to receive file "brookedaze_creampie.mpeg" Accept?

The Dude says:
......

DivideBY0 says:
seen it

DivideBY0 says:

The Dude says:
no u aint...

DivideBY0 says:
Y

DivideBY0 says:
have

The Dude says:
this is a neu one

DivideBY0 says:
not

The Dude says:
is...

DivideBY0 says:
no

The Dude says:
is

DivideBY0 says:
n

The Dude says:
yes it is..

DivideBY0 says:
N

DivideBY0 says:
N

The Dude says:
u see how the cream got there

DivideBY0 says:
Wot? Is it some 'XRAY' cam or sumting

DivideBY0 says:
lol

The Dude says:
No... NOB CAM

The Dude says:
fits in the JE

DivideBY0 says:
be pretty dark unless he has 'NOB LIGHTING'

The Dude says:
No..

The Dude says:
Infrared m8

DivideBY0 says:
er

DivideBY0 says:
errr

DivideBY0 says:
errrrrrr

DivideBY0 says:
THAT IS LIGHT

DivideBY0 says:
d!ck

You have failed to receive file "brookedaze_creampie.mpeg" from The Dude.

The Dude says:
no

DivideBY0 says:
y

The Dude says:
INFRA cant be seen by the human eye... so it aint "light"

DivideBY0 says:
just because we can't detect it

The Dude says:
if you where a mole then maybe..

DivideBY0 says:
dont stop it being light

DivideBY0 says:
NET WORK

DivideBY0 says:
DONT WORK

DivideBY0 says:
MORE

The Dude says:
Gheywork more like

DivideBY0 says:
LIKE

DivideBY0 says:
tell me

DivideBY0 says:
soooo weak

The Dude says:
classy BMC management tools

DivideBY0 says:
my feckin home network has better uptime

The Dude says:
T

The Dude says:
Tell em i sort it for em... I have some thin wire lying in my "shed"... and a few BNC connectors and NICs lying in my "sack o sh!t"

DivideBY0 says:
my "sack o sh!t"

DivideBY0 says:
so T m8

DivideBY0 says:
'my "sack o sh1t"'

DivideBY0 says:
nah

DivideBY0 says:
they are using thick net

DivideBY0 says:
that 'thin net'

DivideBY0 says:
is too new

The Dude says:
M8... I'm still on SH1T net here in the O

DivideBY0 says:
nah

DivideBY0 says:
thats space age compared to here

DivideBY0 says:
we are on Token ring

DivideBY0 says:
4mbs

The Dude says:
Luxury

DivideBY0 says:
and 21 pin connectorsa

The Dude says:
I have a network usinmg 2400 Baud modems

DivideBY0 says:
Luxury

DivideBY0 says:
I have a network with 120 baud serial

The Dude says:
M8... My "network" involves swapping 320K FLOPPY (an i mean floppy" 5 1/4 inch disks around the office by pidgeon.

The Dude says:
nice

DivideBY0 says:
Luxury

DivideBY0 says:
I write punched cards, then have them couriered to the other computer, where it is re input to a punched card reader.

The Dude says:
You have it sooo easy m8...

DivideBY0 says:
When it rains the 'Network' is down (soggy cards)

The Dude says:
I have an old babage computer (all 6.8 Tonnes of it) which i have to diasamble then manually wheelbarough to anothe rcontent then reassmble.

DivideBY0 says:
Luxury

DivideBY0 says:
I have a team of mnemonic specialists that remember the 1's and 0's. I have to put them on the train to transport information. There are 64,000 of them.

The Dude says:
Sumptuousness

:D