Monty Python Rocks :)

[johnjohn320]

Rather than replying to a certain Red Dawn thread, I just decided to fight fire with fire. Name your favorite Monty moments.

Here's one of mine: The ministry of silly walks. Gets me every time.

 

[cthulhu]

My God there's to many.


How about the race of the imbecils. That is from their series.

 

[Kadarin]

"This man is trying not to be seen.." KABOOM! "As you can see, he was not successful."

 

[Evadman]

Oh god, this is going to be long. lets go with a easyone..

Bring us ...... A shubbery!

 

[ShadowDJ]

Can't remember the name, but it involved "bringing the machine that goes 'BLING'"


lol

 

[GasX]

<< Can't remember the name, but it involved "bringing the machine that goes 'BLING'" >>


My turn to do the episiotomy

This parrot is no more. He ceases to be. He's bleedin' demised!

 

[BeefJurky]

Every scene from Holy Grail, Life of Brian, and some from Meaning of Life. the series is great. the Ministry of Sillywalks, the argument clinic, how not to be seen, the lumberjack song, the spam sketch.... etc etc etc.

 

[EvilYoda]

"pining for the fjords!?"

I will support your movement, johnjohn, and I already disagreed in Red Dawn's thread.

 

[fatalbert]

"You are a worthy advesary sir knight, but the fight is mine.

ohh Had enough eh?"

The Black Knight always triumphs!

 

[cdan]

What is your name?
King Aurthur
Why do you want to cross my bridge?
To find the Holy Grail
What...is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European?
I don't know...AHHHHHHH!!!!!

 

[NaughtyusMaximus]

REG: Why don't you shut up about women, Stan. You're putting us off.

STAN: Women have a perfect right to play a part in our movement, Reg.

FRANCIS: Why are you always on about women, Stan?

STAN: I want to be one.

REG: What?

STAN: I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.

REG: What?!

LORETTA: It's my right as a man.

JUDITH: Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?

LORETTA: I want to have babies.

REG: You want to have babies?!

LORETTA: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.

REG: But... you can't have babies.

LORETTA: Don't you oppress me.

REG: I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!

LORETTA: crying

JUDITH: Here! I-- I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans', but that he can have the right to have babies.

FRANCIS: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister. Sorry.

REG: What's the point?

FRANCIS: What?

REG: What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies when he can't have babies?!

FRANCIS: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.

REG: Symbolic of his struggle against reality.

 

[lllJRlll]

I just want to.....sing

 

[amnesiac]

The Gumbys are awesome.


DOCTOR!! ARE YOU......THE BRAIN SPECIALIST?!?!

 

[datalink7]

They call me.... Tim

 

[kranky]

Oh, let's just have a few quotes:

And well you may. Yes my word you may well ask what it is, this theory of mine. Well, this theory that I have--that is to say, which is mine-- ...is mine.
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Bailiff: I quote on example. The Hungarian phrase meaning "Can you direct me to the station?" is translated by the English phrase, "Please fondle my bum."
Publisher: I wish to plead incompetence.
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Client 1: Did you say 'knives'?
Mr. Wiggin: Rotating knives, yes.
Client 2: Do I take it that you are proposing to slaughter our tenants?
Mr. Wiggin: ...Does that not fit in with your plans?
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Inspector:Now what about this one, number five, it was number five, wasn't it? Number five: Ram's Bladder Cup. (beat) Now, what sort of confectionery is that?
Mr. Hilton: Oh, we use only the finest juicy chunks of fresh Cornish Ram's bladder, emptied, steamed, flavoured with sesame seeds, whipped into a fondue, and garnished with lark's vomit.
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O: Well I'm very sorry but you didn't pay!
M: Ah hah! Well if I didn't pay, why are you arguing??? Ah HA! Gotcha!
O: No you haven't!
M: Yes I have! If you're arguing, I must have paid.
O: Not necessarily. I *could* be arguing in my spare time.
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C: Danish Fimboe?
O: No.
C: Czech sheep's milk?
O: No.
C: Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?
O: Not today, sir, no.
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Storyteller: 'Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the magic oak tree by the wobbly dumdum bush in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives and ... discipline!?... naked!? ... (without looking up, reads a bit; then, incredulously to himself) With a melon!?

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

<< Can't remember the name, but it involved "bringing the machine that goes 'BLING'"


lol >>



The Machine that goes 'Ping!'
It's from The Meaning of Life, the miracle of birth (first world).
Third world scene had the classical song of 'Every sperm is sacred'

 

[Czar]

"Its only a flesh wound"

 

[jonnyGURU]

Paraphrased from top of head:

[Ms. Smoker]: What do you have there?

[Ms. Non-Smoker]: A piston engine.

[Ms. Smoker]: What are you going to do with it?

[Ms. Non-Smoker]: Cook it!

[Ms. Smoker]: Why are you going to cook a piston engine?

[Ms. Non-Smoker]: You certainly wouldn't want to eat it raw!

[Ms. Smoker]: Ooh! I would've never thought of that.

 

[SilverThief]

"We are the knights who say.....Ni"

 

[UberNeuman]

"It's Bicyle Repair Man!"

 

[911paramedic]

He must be a king

 

[Red Dawn]

Real men don't think Monty Python is funny..well just some of it

 

[conjur]

"I've sold the children for scientific experiments!"
"First the spanking, then the oral sex"
"She turned me into a newt....well...I got better"
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition"
"Is your wife a goer, eh? wink wink nudge nudge say no more!"
"No, 'Rarnaby Budge' by Charles Dikkens. That's Dikkens with two Ks, the well-known Dutch author. "

LAUNCELOT: Look, my liege!

ARTHUR: Camelot!
GALAHAD: Camelot!
LAUNCELOT: Camelot!

PATSY: It's only a model.

 

[yakko]

I like Monty Python.

 

[Maetryx]

I wanted to reply in the *other* thread, but this one will have to do. I like Airplane!, Naked Gun and other movies with Leslie Nielsen better than Mel Brooks and Monty Python. That said, I love all silly/slapstick humor. Even the 3 Stooges.