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Monty Python party ideas

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SOONER

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My son is going to be 13 years old soon and he would like to have a "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" birthday party for he and his friends. I have never been a fan of the movie so I am needing some ideas how to pull this off. Any of you have any suggestions? Remember it needs to be appropriate for a 13 year old so no keg parties allowed.
 
costume party perhaps?

you could dress up as the black knight and give your kid a sword or a machete or something
 
Originally posted by: Nohr
Have a stuffed cow catapulting contest. Whoever squishes the king wins!
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Yeah, good idea. Also:

Serve ham and jam and spam a lot
Hire a guy in a bunny suit. Have him bite the heads off the guests.
Burn some witches
Hide some grails. Have a grail hunt, turn them in for prizes.
A good spanking and some oral sex. (note: adult parties only)
Cross the bridge of death. Like a tightrope kindathingy, maybe a swaying plank.
Pinata that looks like a black knight. Whack it's arms and legs off.

Watch the movie, you'll get dozens of ideas.
 
Originally posted by: SOONER
My son is going to be 13 years old soon and he would like to have a "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" birthday party for he and his friends. I have never been a fan of the movie so I am needing some ideas how to pull this off. Any of you have any suggestions? Remember it needs to be appropriate for a 13 year old so no keg parties allowed.
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You can get the rabbit with big pointy teeth in stuffed animal form. Check out google. That would be a perfect surprise for him in decoration form.

UPDATE: I was bored:
http://www.kidsurplus.com/tvi15025.html

What is your budget?
 
Originally posted by: Mrvile
Get some strippers over and dress them up in white and spank them like there's no tomorrow.
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Actually, you need eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between sixteen and nineteen-and-a-half.
 
Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004
Originally posted by: Mrvile
Get some strippers over and dress them up in white and spank them like there's no tomorrow.
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Actually, you need eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between sixteen and nineteen-and-a-half.
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But where will you get the Grail light?


Just Holy Grail? Darn, 'cause the twit napkin on the head thing is so easy (take a linen napkin and tie an overhand knot in each corner, instant hat.)

How about pointy hats and carrot noses? A local asian market may have green coconuts in the husk.
 
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