Monty Python party ideas

SOONER

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My son is going to be 13 years old soon and he would like to have a "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" birthday party for he and his friends. I have never been a fan of the movie so I am needing some ideas how to pull this off. Any of you have any suggestions? Remember it needs to be appropriate for a 13 year old so no keg parties allowed.
 

xSauronx

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costume party perhaps?

you could dress up as the black knight and give your kid a sword or a machete or something
 

FleshLight

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Have him dress up as the Knights who say Ni and have his friends give him shrubberies.
 

GagHalfrunt

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Originally posted by: Nohr
Have a stuffed cow catapulting contest. Whoever squishes the king wins!


Yeah, good idea. Also:

Serve ham and jam and spam a lot
Hire a guy in a bunny suit. Have him bite the heads off the guests.
Burn some witches
Hide some grails. Have a grail hunt, turn them in for prizes.
A good spanking and some oral sex. (note: adult parties only)
Cross the bridge of death. Like a tightrope kindathingy, maybe a swaying plank.
Pinata that looks like a black knight. Whack it's arms and legs off.

Watch the movie, you'll get dozens of ideas.
 

Mrvile

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Get some strippers over and dress them up in white and spank them like there's no tomorrow.
 
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Originally posted by: SOONER
My son is going to be 13 years old soon and he would like to have a "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" birthday party for he and his friends. I have never been a fan of the movie so I am needing some ideas how to pull this off. Any of you have any suggestions? Remember it needs to be appropriate for a 13 year old so no keg parties allowed.

You can get the rabbit with big pointy teeth in stuffed animal form. Check out google. That would be a perfect surprise for him in decoration form.

UPDATE: I was bored:
http://www.kidsurplus.com/tvi15025.html

What is your budget?
 
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Originally posted by: Mrvile
Get some strippers over and dress them up in white and spank them like there's no tomorrow.

Actually, you need eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between sixteen and nineteen-and-a-half.
 

gsellis

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Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004
Originally posted by: Mrvile
Get some strippers over and dress them up in white and spank them like there's no tomorrow.

Actually, you need eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between sixteen and nineteen-and-a-half.
But where will you get the Grail light?


Just Holy Grail? Darn, 'cause the twit napkin on the head thing is so easy (take a linen napkin and tie an overhand knot in each corner, instant hat.)

How about pointy hats and carrot noses? A local asian market may have green coconuts in the husk.