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Lifer
A lizard is walking around in the forest when he hears "*psst* hey! Up here!" He looks up and sees a monkey in a tree, holding a giant doobie. "Come up here and help me smoke this thing." Says the monkey. So the lizard climbs the tree and the two of them blaze the giant doobie. After a couple of minutes of hazy silence the lizard says "dude, my mouth is dry, I'm gonna go get a drink of water" and he climbed down the tree and went over to the lake for a drink. As he was drinking from the lake, he was so stoned he leaned over too far and fell off the rock he was standing on, and in a panic started thrashing around in the water.
A nearby Alligator saw the whole thing and swam over to the lizard, helped him out of the water and said "Hey! What's the matter with you?"
"Thanks man" said the lizard, and proceeded to explain about the monkey in the tree with the giant J.
"I don't believe you" said the alligator "I gotta see this for myself - which tree was it?" The lizard pointed out the tree and the alligator went over to it. Sure enough, there was the monkey giggling in the tree.
"Hey! What are you doing up there?" Said the alligator.
The monkey looked down at the alligator and his jaw dropped and his eyes bulged as he said "Fuuuuuuuuuuk......DUUUUUUUUDE! How much water did you drink?!?"
A nearby Alligator saw the whole thing and swam over to the lizard, helped him out of the water and said "Hey! What's the matter with you?"
"Thanks man" said the lizard, and proceeded to explain about the monkey in the tree with the giant J.
"I don't believe you" said the alligator "I gotta see this for myself - which tree was it?" The lizard pointed out the tree and the alligator went over to it. Sure enough, there was the monkey giggling in the tree.
"Hey! What are you doing up there?" Said the alligator.
The monkey looked down at the alligator and his jaw dropped and his eyes bulged as he said "Fuuuuuuuuuuk......DUUUUUUUUDE! How much water did you drink?!?"
