"Monkey Steals the Peach"

[UncleWai]

If I execute this correctly.

 

[BW86]

...clench their fists tightly, with a crushing grip, and jerk the hand sharply back to the near hip, effectively ripping away the genitals. Massive blood loss causes death...

OUCH

 

[gUEv]

best thread evar

 

[Toastedlightly]

Flip out and kill people...

My friend has that shirt. I shall steal it from him.

 

[Literati]

Hah!

I believe that was taken from White Ape Steals The Peach but hey, whatever works, as long as you don't smell your hand afterwards right?

KIIIYAAA!

 

[CheesePoofs]

Well if that doesn't disable someone, I have no idea what will.

 

[Evadman]

No way in hell that would ever work. The attacker's head is wide open.

 

[tfinch2]

REPOST