Monica's prayer (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

[Brutuskend]

Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself nude in a mirror, after a relaxing bath. Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight was depressing her.

In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help.

'God...if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you,' She prayed.

And just like that........

Her ears fell off.

 

[FoBoT]

hey, i know you

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
hey, i know you

Hows things?
And congrats on being elected!!

 

[bigrash]

I miss your jokes

 

[BudAshes]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself nude in a mirror, after a relaxing bath. Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight was depressing her.

In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help.

'God...if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you,' She prayed.

And just like that........

Her ears fell off.

A Monica Lewinski Joke? A little behind the times their my friend.

 

[mordantmonkey]

Originally posted by: BudAshes

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself nude in a mirror, after a relaxing bath. Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight was depressing her.

In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help.

'God...if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you,' She prayed.

And just like that........

Her ears fell off.

A Monica Lewinski Joke? A little behind the times their my friend.

it's bruteskend, he warps the constraints of time space. you think he's been away all this time, but really he just got up to get a beer.

 

[Syringer]

I'm stoopid and don't get it =/

 

[Ika]

I thought something was missing from ATOT... welcome back!

 

[Dirigible]

11/10 for the return of Brutuskend!

 

[oogabooga]

Originally posted by: Dirigible
11/10 for the return of Brutuskend!

I'll drink to that :beer:

 

[KarenMarie]

9.5/10

Good to see ya Brutuskend.

 

[IEC]

9/10

 

[destrekor]

:beer:

+

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

Originally posted by: Syringer
I'm stoopid and don't get it =/

Her ears = love handles. IE..blow job..

 

[Mucho]

You saved this one for Good Friday didn't you.

 

[ShadowOfMyself]

Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal

Originally posted by: Syringer
I'm stoopid and don't get it =/

Her ears = love handles. IE..blow job..

What? What do ears have to do with blowjobs?

 

[Ika]

Originally posted by: ShadowOfMyself

Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal

Originally posted by: Syringer
I'm stoopid and don't get it =/

Her ears = love handles. IE..blow job..

What? What do ears have to do with blowjobs?

all the better to hear you with, my dear!

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: oogabooga

Originally posted by: Dirigible
11/10 for the return of Brutuskend!

I'll drink to that :beer:

brutuskend is back! :beer:

 

[lokiju]

Long Live the Brutuskend!

 

[dquan97]

havent heard from you in a while!

 

[Aikouka]

Originally posted by: ShadowOfMyself
What? What do ears have to do with blowjobs?

As to where fat around the waist would serve as love handles for sex, the ears would serve as love handles for oral sex.

Jeez, I am all that is nub and I got it ~_~.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: oogabooga

Originally posted by: Dirigible
11/10 for the return of Brutuskend!

I'll drink to that :beer:

brutuskend is back! :beer:

yay!

 

[Damn Dirty Ape]

9

 

[AkumaX]

:beer:

 

[Josh]

Originally posted by: oogabooga

Originally posted by: Dirigible
11/10 for the return of Brutuskend!

I'll drink to that :beer:

:beer: Hopefully we'll get a new one everyday Brutuskend