The most noticeable thing on Matrix 2 was the condition of everyone's pores. They need better makeup artists. On a IMAX screen, I bet Morpheus's face looks like the surface of Mars. Neo looks like he got attacked by a mutant chicken on speed.
Trinity is getting OLD. She isn't aging too well. Plus, she has some facial hair on her chin that shows up on the movie screen.
Confusing. I didn't understand one DAMN thing on that movie. It has no original plot. Matrix 1 left you thinking "Wow, what if there really is a Matrix?" Matrix 2 left me thinking "Wow, what if that movie really sucked? Wait, it did."
They need to fire that Baboon they have in charge of the slow-mo button. Every 5 min is slow mo while that simian goes on a 'nanna break.
What is with the ground punching thing? He must have been watching a few episodes of Dragonball Z.
If he can control his "reality", and do stuff like fly, why in the hell can he not teleport? Bang some really hot chick? Learn how to dance the Whirling Dervish?
If Keanu Reeves is gay, then the sex scene with Trinity must have made him wanna throw up. It be like a normal dude rubbin weiners with a guy.
Trinity is getting OLD. She isn't aging too well. Plus, she has some facial hair on her chin that shows up on the movie screen.
Confusing. I didn't understand one DAMN thing on that movie. It has no original plot. Matrix 1 left you thinking "Wow, what if there really is a Matrix?" Matrix 2 left me thinking "Wow, what if that movie really sucked? Wait, it did."
They need to fire that Baboon they have in charge of the slow-mo button. Every 5 min is slow mo while that simian goes on a 'nanna break.
What is with the ground punching thing? He must have been watching a few episodes of Dragonball Z.
If he can control his "reality", and do stuff like fly, why in the hell can he not teleport? Bang some really hot chick? Learn how to dance the Whirling Dervish?
If Keanu Reeves is gay, then the sex scene with Trinity must have made him wanna throw up. It be like a normal dude rubbin weiners with a guy.
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