I routinely use items that I've come to notice that other people do not use or are not aware of. Here is a few tips I've put together to help us Joe Q. Public. I probably should have waited on this, because people are going to think it is a April Fools joke, but it is not. I just got out of the shower. 
This is 100% for real, and somewhat tailored for guys, but I guess some rules can be used by the females.
Skin (Or how to smell like Monel )
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A lot of people are not familiar with "Tea Tree Oil". It is a very turpentine/pine smelling oil that has extreme anti-fugal, anti-bacterial, anti-microbial properties. The Aborigines have used it for thousands of years. I've been using it for about 4 years. Until recently, it was kinda hard to find, but Wal-Mart has begun stocking Tea Tree Oil. You will find it in the pharmaceutical department. I use Tea Tree for everything, cuts to gums.
Go out, and get a bottle of Tea Tree oil, a bottle of Dial anti-bacterial Spring Water Body Wash, and a plastic loofah (You gotta rinse these good, they have a smell to them when new). You need to squirt out a little from the bottle of Dial, until the level is about 1/4" below the bottom of the flip cap. Pour 1 teaspoon of tea tree oil in the Dial, put the cap back on, and shake it for a good 5 min or until it feels like your hand will fall off. Let it sit overnight. Next day repeat shake process. You will have something that can only be described as looking like "Smurf Jizz" Take a shower with this. Don't be alarmed by the strong tea tree smell, it dissipates quickly after you get out, but leaves a light scent. Squirt a good amount of the Smurf goo on your loofah and scrub your skin until it is bright red, then rinse.
The Dial is anti-bacterial, and when mixed with Tea Tree oil, it is even better. you will find your body odor will change with repeated use. The tea tree oil kills fungus, so you will see your toe nail fungus start to vanish after a few months, and fights jock itch and more. Cuts will heal faster. You will have less acne and pimples, plus you smell a hell of a lot better. Be sure to shower ATLEAST ONCE A DAY, and wash your "Ahem" areas really well.
Wash your hair with a good shampoo with cond. I use Pantene Pro V all in one with cond. Smells good.
Inside
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Every day, take a Centrum Performance vitamin and wash it down with a small glass of pineapple juice. The pineapple juice is good for you, plus on us guys, according to women, it makes our "stuff" taste better, and most people need the extra vitamin C anyway. Eat three meals a day, no more, no less.
Exercise
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I don't care what the excuse or what you do, but get your heartrate up and keep it there for 20 min atleast once a week. Lift weights, jog, walk briskly, stare at hot chicks, whatever. Idealy, get started in a cardiovascular routine. Exercise, it is your body, make it look good.
Yourself
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Go get a new shirt, or shoes. Go get a hair cut. Get something for yourself that isn't "Toy" related, like computer, or car, or stuff like that. Get something for your SELF. Have someone else pick it if possible. It is easy to get in ruts, and it is great to have someone else pick something fresh. We tend to keep doing the same and getting the same, try something different. Be confident. There is only one you. Make it noticed. Talk to total strangers. When you hear people talking next to you, chime in (Politely). If you are accepted, cool! If not, move on, no biggie. When I walk into a place, I talk to people.. old young fat skinny cute ugly. If they are receptive after a few minutes it is like i've known them all my life. TALK to people, the worst thing you can do is be quiet. This also applies to guys who bitch and moan about how they can't pick up girls. That is because you can't TALK to them without trying to get in their pants.
I guarentee if you apply all these to your daily life for a month, you will feel 300% better. You will feel like a totally different person.
This is 100% for real, and somewhat tailored for guys, but I guess some rules can be used by the females.Skin (Or how to smell like Monel
)-----
A lot of people are not familiar with "Tea Tree Oil". It is a very turpentine/pine smelling oil that has extreme anti-fugal, anti-bacterial, anti-microbial properties. The Aborigines have used it for thousands of years. I've been using it for about 4 years. Until recently, it was kinda hard to find, but Wal-Mart has begun stocking Tea Tree Oil. You will find it in the pharmaceutical department. I use Tea Tree for everything, cuts to gums.
Go out, and get a bottle of Tea Tree oil, a bottle of Dial anti-bacterial Spring Water Body Wash, and a plastic loofah (You gotta rinse these good, they have a smell to them when new). You need to squirt out a little from the bottle of Dial, until the level is about 1/4" below the bottom of the flip cap. Pour 1 teaspoon of tea tree oil in the Dial, put the cap back on, and shake it for a good 5 min or until it feels like your hand will fall off. Let it sit overnight. Next day repeat shake process. You will have something that can only be described as looking like "Smurf Jizz" Take a shower with this. Don't be alarmed by the strong tea tree smell, it dissipates quickly after you get out, but leaves a light scent. Squirt a good amount of the Smurf goo on your loofah and scrub your skin until it is bright red, then rinse.
The Dial is anti-bacterial, and when mixed with Tea Tree oil, it is even better. you will find your body odor will change with repeated use. The tea tree oil kills fungus, so you will see your toe nail fungus start to vanish after a few months, and fights jock itch and more. Cuts will heal faster. You will have less acne and pimples, plus you smell a hell of a lot better. Be sure to shower ATLEAST ONCE A DAY, and wash your "Ahem" areas really well.
Wash your hair with a good shampoo with cond. I use Pantene Pro V all in one with cond. Smells good.
Inside
--------
Every day, take a Centrum Performance vitamin and wash it down with a small glass of pineapple juice. The pineapple juice is good for you, plus on us guys, according to women, it makes our "stuff" taste better, and most people need the extra vitamin C anyway. Eat three meals a day, no more, no less.
Exercise
----------
I don't care what the excuse or what you do, but get your heartrate up and keep it there for 20 min atleast once a week. Lift weights, jog, walk briskly, stare at hot chicks, whatever. Idealy, get started in a cardiovascular routine. Exercise, it is your body, make it look good.
Yourself
----------
Go get a new shirt, or shoes. Go get a hair cut. Get something for yourself that isn't "Toy" related, like computer, or car, or stuff like that. Get something for your SELF. Have someone else pick it if possible. It is easy to get in ruts, and it is great to have someone else pick something fresh. We tend to keep doing the same and getting the same, try something different. Be confident. There is only one you. Make it noticed. Talk to total strangers. When you hear people talking next to you, chime in (Politely). If you are accepted, cool! If not, move on, no biggie. When I walk into a place, I talk to people.. old young fat skinny cute ugly. If they are receptive after a few minutes it is like i've known them all my life. TALK to people, the worst thing you can do is be quiet. This also applies to guys who bitch and moan about how they can't pick up girls. That is because you can't TALK to them without trying to get in their pants.
I guarentee if you apply all these to your daily life for a month, you will feel 300% better. You will feel like a totally different person.
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