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Monday Morning Ramble

JoeKing

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Oct 9, 1999
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*takes a sip of coffee*

So I wake up this morning to do my daily homage to the porcelain throne. And I break open my newly arrived !!free!! copy of FHM. I do my deed and as I leave I realized I didn't look at one lady pic in the magazine! I just went straight to the articles. Mariah Carey is on the cover this month and I didn't even bother a glance. I mean I know she's kinda nuts but have you seen her new video? Still pretty hot.
 

meltdown75

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Nov 17, 2004
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she's back in the media a bit, i too was smacked in the face with Mariah bewbs. she also seems to be full of stories about, you know, how wholesome she is now & stuff. 2 words: soiled linens.
 

moshquerade

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Nov 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: JoeKing
*takes a sip of coffee*

So I wake up this morning to do my daily homage to the porcelain throne. And I break open my newly arrived !!free!! copy of FHM. I do my deed and as I leave I realized I didn't look at one lady pic in the magazine! I just went straight to the articles. Mariah Carey is on the cover this month and I didn't even bother a glance. I mean I know she's kinda nuts but have you seen her new video? Still pretty hot.
ok, i have seen her on this mag cover. don't you think she looks very skinny? i wonder if they did one of those body doubles for her.

 

sic wil

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Dec 7, 2004
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*ch-ching* 5 points have been deducted from your man card. Thanks for shopping wussies r us!
 

JoeKing

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: JoeKing
*takes a sip of coffee*

So I wake up this morning to do my daily homage to the porcelain throne. And I break open my newly arrived !!free!! copy of FHM. I do my deed and as I leave I realized I didn't look at one lady pic in the magazine! I just went straight to the articles. Mariah Carey is on the cover this month and I didn't even bother a glance. I mean I know she's kinda nuts but have you seen her new video? Still pretty hot.
ok, i have seen her on this mag cover. don't you think she looks very skinny? i wonder if they did one of those body doubles for her.

probably a lot of Photoshop, but judging from her video she's been staying in shape. She looks a little soft.... but in a good feminine way ;)