moms day this weekend, make sure you get her something nice for being pro life

[OutHouse]

my mom passed 5 years ago but if she was still around i would do something nice for her showing my appreciation.

what are you getting your mom?

 

[JulesMaximus]

My Mom is pro choice actually. As am I.

I'm going to assume you were just trying to be amusing though and that you aren't a complete moron troll.

 

[Dirigible]

My Mom is pro choice actually. As am I.

This.

But I'm still doing something nice for her in thanks of choosing to have me.

 

[T9D]

My Mom is pro choice actually. As am I.

I'm going to assume you were just trying to be amusing though and that you aren't a complete moron troll.

You might have dead brothers or sisters she killed

 

[JulesMaximus]

This.

But I'm still doing something nice for her in thanks of choosing to have me.

I sent my Mom flowers saying how much I appreciate that she didn't abort me. Forget the I love you nonsense... I figure that pretty much says it all. :awe:

 

[JulesMaximus]

You might have dead brothers or sisters she killed

Yeah? So?

Who gives a fuck? :sneaky:

 

[Dirigible]

lulz

 

[OutHouse]

I sent my Mom flowers saying how much I appreciate that she didn't abort me. Forget the I love you nonsense..

brings a tear to my eye.

 

[IronWing]

I sent my Mom flowers saying how much I appreciate that she didn't abort me. Forget the I love you nonsense... I figure that pretty much says it all. :awe:

Did you send your dad a card for not leaving you in the wash cloth?

 

[Imp]

Mom's religious and a prude, no idea on abortion.

I wish I wasn't born most of the time though, so there you go!

 

[SlitheryDee]

My mom wasn't going to abort no matter what. Thank god for the mothers that did abort though. I believe we live in a significantly less crime ridden world because of those heroic women who knew they didn't have what it took to properly raise a kid.

 

[OutHouse]

Did you send your dad a card for not leaving you in the wash cloth?

lol....

 

[BUTCH1]

my mom passed 5 years ago but if she was still around i would do something nice for her showing my appreciation.

what are you getting your mom?

 

[Paratus]

You might have dead brothers or sisters she killed

If you believe life starts at conception then yes in average you'd have as many dead kids as you would live.

Happy Mothers Day!

 

[TridenT]

This. Removing my subscription immediately after I post this message.

 

[Ruptga]

In for the trolling.

Don't disappoint me

 

[Paratus]

Did you send your dad a card for not leaving you in the wash cloth?

I would thank my grandma for not calling my parents the night I was conceived and delaying things long enough for me to be twins.

Or

A

Girl!D:

 

[Sonikku]

No need to get her a gift, I'm already god's gift to her. Besides. She brazenly ripped off my Reeses peanut butter cups RIGHT out of my Easter Basket this year.

 

[wabbitslayer]

I guess this thread is only for people born after 1973...

 

[_Rick_]

Gonna tell her to stop messing with my life.
I didn't leave the country to still be hounded by her!

 

[jaedaliu]

Did you send your dad a card for not leaving you in the wash cloth?

That's next month.

 

[squarecut1]

Mom's religious and a prude, no idea on abortion.

I wish I wasn't born most of the time though, so there you go!

Why?

 

[surfsatwerk]

Mom's religious and a prude, no idea on abortion.

I wish I wasn't born most of the time though, so there you go!

Just remember things can always get worse.

 

[Newell Steamer]

My mom doesn't oppose prison executions.

 

[Anubis]

my mom wanted a dremel, so i got her a Dremel 4000 kit