Mommy...why is there a server in the house?

[beach2nd]

How does something like this get published?

 

[pontifex]

hahaha!!! i love the 2 pages after it asks if you know what a server is! that is hilarious and so true!!!

"the office is a boring place where big people go and do boring things."
"offices are why big people get grumpy, and say bad words."

LMAO!!!!

it goes on to talk about who you can share files with on the server and it says this:
"or your uncle who smells like bark." haha, wtf?

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: beach2nd
How does something like this get published?

It's a joke, smart guy.

 

[beach2nd]

Originally posted by: loup garou

Originally posted by: beach2nd
How does something like this get published?

It's a joke, smart guy.

Wow...you catch on quick

 

[Fritzo]

"Offices are why big people get grumpy, and say bad words."


This is the most truthful statement in the history of words.

 

[clamum]

"They watch the lights on your server go blinkety-blink. Blinkety-blink."

:laugh:

 

[BurnItDwn]

I declare that book is awesome-o.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
"Offices are why big people get grumpy, and say bad words."


This is the most truthful statement in the history of words.

hehe, i want a larger pic of that one and the one before it to put up at my desk at work, lol.
i'll probably be asked to take it down though...

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: beach2nd
How does something like this get published?

You can find the answer in Mommy, Why Is There A Literary Agent In The House?

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: loup garou

Originally posted by: beach2nd
How does something like this get published?

It's a joke, smart guy.

it's a joke?

Text

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

I can't wait for the sequel, "Mommy...why is there a Node in the house?"

 

[TruePaige]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: loup garou

Originally posted by: beach2nd
How does something like this get published?

It's a joke, smart guy.

it's a joke?

Text

Yes. =)

"Only a collector of Microsoft memorabilia would want to buy this book. If this sells, it will signal to advertisers worldwide that if they disguise their sales literature cleverly enough, rubes will buy it.

That said, this book is part of a very clever $10 million ad campaign for the Windows Home Server made by HP. The book, by a fictitious psychologist, can be read in its entirely at stayathomeserver com. The site uses fake news clips and the book to promote the idea that servers aren't just office equipment, but make sense in a home that features multiple computers, Xboxes, and other networked technology."

 

[Kaido]

Hahaha "Or your uncle who smells like bark" 10/10 :laugh:

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: loup garou

Originally posted by: beach2nd
How does something like this get published?

It's a joke, smart guy.

it's a joke?

Text

Maybe I have to clarify for the remedial class.

MARKETING MATERIAL OF A HUMOROUS NATURE. i.e., not an actual children's book directed towards children, written by a real doctor.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Originally posted by: loup garou

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: loup garou

Originally posted by: beach2nd
How does something like this get published?

It's a joke, smart guy.

it's a joke?

Text

Maybe I have to clarify for the remedial class.

MARKETING MATERIAL OF A HUMOROUS NATURE. i.e., not an actual children's book directed towards children, written by a real doctor.

You mean Snow White and the Seven Servers isn't a famous Dizzney movie?

 

[Kaido]

http://www.stayathomeserver.com/default.aspx?vid=1

"After speaking with the children...I realized...it was a complete waste of time." Hahaha...

 

[TheTony]

When a mommy and daddy love each other very much, the daddy wants to give the mommy a special gift.









So he buys a "stay-at-home" server.

 

[Tweak155]

Originally posted by: Kaido
http://www.stayathomeserver.com/default.aspx?vid=1

"After speaking with the children...I realized...it was a complete waste of time." Hahaha...

HAHAHA! Awesome!

"Because you don't strike me as someone verryyy.........smart."

EDIT:

"Really?"

 

[SpiderWiz]

Great book.

 

[ryan256]

Um... ok I keep looking for a connection to them from The Onion but can't seem to find it. I'm having a hard time believing this is real. Funniest thing is in this day and age the kid probably understands just as much about the server than the parents!

Oh.. and I've had a web/ftp/file server sitting in my room for.. 4 years now?

 

[sao123]

OMG MICROSOFT BOUGHT OUT DOCTOR SEUSS!!!!!!!!!

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: ryan256
Um... ok I keep looking for a connection to them from The Onion but can't seem to find it. I'm having a hard time believing this is real. Funniest thing is in this day and age the kid probably understands just as much about the server than the parents!

Oh.. and I've had a web/ftp/file server sitting in my room for.. 4 years now?

:facepalm;

 

[ryan256]

Originally posted by: loup garou

Originally posted by: ryan256
Um... ok I keep looking for a connection to them from The Onion but can't seem to find it. I'm having a hard time believing this is real. Funniest thing is in this day and age the kid probably understands just as much about the server than the parents!

Oh.. and I've had a web/ftp/file server sitting in my room for.. 4 years now?

:facepalm;

 

[eakers]

well done microsoft, well done.

 

[mordantmonkey]

Originally posted by: ryan256

Originally posted by: loup garou

Originally posted by: ryan256
Um... ok I keep looking for a connection to them from The Onion but can't seem to find it. I'm having a hard time believing this is real. Funniest thing is in this day and age the kid probably understands just as much about the server than the parents!

Oh.. and I've had a web/ftp/file server sitting in my room for.. 4 years now?

:facepalm;

and he comes back for more

facepalmx2