Mom Arrested for Posting Pic of Badass Bong-Smoking Baby to Facebook

[NFS4]

That right there is a picture of Rachel Stieringer's baby taking some wicked bong rips. She was arrested for posting the picture on Facebook.

Before you freak out: the baby passed a drug test, so this was obviously a staged shot. Anyways, there's no way a baby has the fine motor control necessary to handle the slide and clear a bong properly. I mean, please.

Obviously, this 19-year-old mom won't be winning any mother of the year awards anytime soon, but she is only dealing with a count of possession of drug paraphernalia, so she should be back to caring for this budding scholar in no time.

But for real, this might seem like lousy parenting now, but just wait until this kid is, say, 22. He'll have a picture of himself as a baby smoking a bong. And if that isn't the most amazing goddamned thing your mom could provide for you two decades in advance, I'd love to know what is.

http://gizmodo.com/5615167/mom-arrested-for-posting-pic-of-badass-bong+smoking-baby-to-facebook

 

[OCGuy]

In reality...if the baby isnt really smoking...he is just holding a piece of plastic to his mouth.

Still not something you post on Facebook, but not exactly a crime.

 

[DesiPower]

 

[Gibson486]

Nah, she was arrested for stupidity.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I have a picture of my son putting a beer bottle up to his mouth when he was a baby...the bottle was empty obviously but it is still pretty funny.

 

[Saint Nick]

ROFL! I think that is hilarious and would be hilarious with a lot of my friends and family. I can see why they got upset...but getting arrested for this, or anything of the sort, is ridiculous.

 

[TridenT]

Lulzzzz worth it

 

[DesiPower]

I have a picture of my son putting a beer bottle up to his mouth when he was a baby...the bottle was empty obviously but it is still pretty funny.

It still would stink like swine shit, I would never do that

 

[NFS4]

 

[amdhunter]

Reported to the Department of Children. D:

 

[OCGuy]

I like how they blur the face, as if people would recognize the baby in public or later in life.

 

[El Guaraguao]

I like how they blur the face, as if people would recognize the baby in public or later in life.

lol

 

[KeithTalent]

I like how they blur the face, as if people would recognize the baby in public or later in life.

Lol, exactly what I was thinking. 😀

My Dad took a picture of me trying a beer when I was a baby. Apparently I did not like it; my how things have changed.

KT

 

[ViviTheMage]

I like how they blur the face, as if people would recognize the baby in public or later in life.

LOL, very true.

 

[sandorski]

Reported to the Department of Children. D:

Indeed, that Beer is crap!

 

[zinfamous]

I like how they blur the face, as if people would recognize the baby in public or later in life.

😀

 

[OutHouse]

she is only dealing with a count of possession of drug paraphernalia,

i dont get that charge. why arent headshop owners busted for drug paraphernalia?

 

[SpatiallyAware]

i dont get that charge. why arent headshop owners busted for drug paraphernalia?

They probably kicked her door down and raided her house.

 

[PhoKingGuy]

YEAAAHHHHHH

 

[zinfamous]

i dont get that charge. why arent headshop owners busted for drug paraphernalia?

what are you talking about? Head shops sell water pipes for tobacco-smoking purposes.

 

[OutHouse]

what are you talking about? Head shops sell water pipes for tobacco-smoking purposes.

oh

 

[sactoking]

i dont get that charge. why arent headshop owners busted for drug paraphernalia?

Because when they're in the store there isn't any residue in them. When they're clean and not sold they're "water tobacco pipes". As soon as you refer to it as a 'bong' or put residue in it it becomes paraphernalia. That's why shops that sell these things typically have big signs that say "ANYONE USING TERMS THAT REFER TO ILLEGAL DRUGS, THEIR USE, OR PARAPHERNALIA WILL BE ESCORTED OUT IMMEDIATELY".

 

[JS80]

Is that Heller's baby picture?

 

[Eli]

In reality...if the baby isnt really smoking...he is just holding a piece of plastic to his mouth.

Still not something you post on Facebook, but not exactly a crime.

Psst.. most bongs are made of glass. That one is, at least. 😉 lol

 

[MikeMike]

Psst.. most bongs are made of glass. That one is, at least. 😉 lol

I really don't see how this is any different than people taking pics of their kids with empty beer bottles around them...

hell, my entire family took photos of my 1 yr old cousin who was passed out at the family reunion, with wine bottles, liquor bottles, etc in her arms...