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dude this one isn't crazy! shhhhhhh, don't tell anyone. It's crazy that she has so little crazy in her I can't even detect it! I kinda want to push up the wedding so I can just marry her already lol
Sigh, men will never learn. She was just taught really well by her mother how to repress the crazy. Once you say "I do" all of that repressed crazy is going to punch you straight in the dick. Just remember your good buddy Darwin was looking out for you and tried to give you sound advice.
Also blowjobs will likely reduce exponentially every year starting the second year, maybe the third if you get absurdly lucky.