- Aug 24, 2001
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Took my son to Toys R Us this weekend to exchange a radio-controlled car he had received for his birthday that didn't work. I felt like I was walking into a scene from Spaceballs with all the Cars merchandise they had waiting for customers as soon as they walked in. The only thing that was missing was Cars-the-lunchbox and Cars-the-flamethrower. Same thing later that day when we walked into a Wal-Mart.
Man, they had skateboards, toyboxes, toddler beds, tables and chairs, matchbox cars, roller skates, helmets, and on and on.
Admittedly, we bought into the merchandising since my son didn't like any of the R/C cars. We ended up picking up Cars-the-slot-car-racetrack. But it was a good deal since we got a movie ticket to go along with it.
Relevant quote:
Yogurt: Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower.
[turns it on]
Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink: Ooooh!
Yogurt: [reacts to dinks] The kids love this one.
[a dink hands him a doll that looks likes Yogurt]
Yogurt: And last but not least, Spaceballs the doll, me.
[pulls string]
Doll: May the schwartz be with you!
Yogurt: [kisses the doll] Adorable.
Man, they had skateboards, toyboxes, toddler beds, tables and chairs, matchbox cars, roller skates, helmets, and on and on.
Admittedly, we bought into the merchandising since my son didn't like any of the R/C cars. We ended up picking up Cars-the-slot-car-racetrack. But it was a good deal since we got a movie ticket to go along with it.
Relevant quote:
Yogurt: Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower.
[turns it on]
Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink: Ooooh!
Yogurt: [reacts to dinks] The kids love this one.
[a dink hands him a doll that looks likes Yogurt]
Yogurt: And last but not least, Spaceballs the doll, me.
[pulls string]
Doll: May the schwartz be with you!
Yogurt: [kisses the doll] Adorable.