I have carpet to vacuum and floors to scrub. The laundry needs washing and the dishes are piling up. The car hasn't been washed in a month or waxed in 3 months. The lawn needs mowing and the shrubs trimming. I have window screens that need repair and the dogs (2) need baths. One of my toilets is broken and another backs up and gets my ass wet every time I flush it. My computer keeps locking up because it is so dirty and overheating and needs a blow job (so do I!:Q) My son just got busted for selling crack and my daughter is being arraigned for procurement.
I can't tear myself away from this addiction. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week I hit the refresh button to see if there is a new post in Off Topic. I CAN'T HELP MYSELF!!
Please Mods, give me a 15 minute vacation so I can call my wife to take care of all this sh!t.
I can't tear myself away from this addiction. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week I hit the refresh button to see if there is a new post in Off Topic. I CAN'T HELP MYSELF!!
Please Mods, give me a 15 minute vacation so I can call my wife to take care of all this sh!t.
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