Modern Love

Perknose · Sep 28, 2018

First I Met My Children, Then My Girlfriend. They’re Related.

Who knew jacking off into a paper cup for money could lead to true love?

highland145 · Sep 28, 2018

But jacking off in a tissue has cut billions of potential lives short.

Use a cup, man.

zinfamous · Sep 28, 2018

highland145 said:
But jacking off in a tissue has cut billions of potential lives short.

Use a cup, man.

Last time I used a cup...

....well let's just say that mistakes were made.

Perknose · Sep 28, 2018

zinfamous said:
Last time I used a cup...

....well let's just say that mistakes were made.

My cup always runneth over.

Mayne · Sep 28, 2018

Who knew having a one night stand 30 years ago would result in being a grand dad. :shrug:

zinfamous · Sep 28, 2018

Mayne said:
Who knew having a one night stand 30 years ago would result in being a grand dad. :shrug:

You're welcome, Mayne!

Thebobo · Sep 28, 2018

Mayne, I am your father.

ImpulsE69 · Sep 28, 2018

Perknose said:
My cup always runneth over.

You're not supposed to pee in it *colbert*