Modern English to Early Modern English Translator??

[techfuzz]

I want to translate a couple paragraphs from Modern English into Early Modern English. Does anyone know of a site that has an online translator kind of like Alta Vista's Babelfish? I've Googled and Googled all morning long but I can't seem to find what I'm looking for.

FYI - Early Modern English is what Shakespeare wrote his works in.

techfuzz

 

[TheWart]

if you are near a university, ask an english grad student - they would prolly be happy for the diversion. in any event, may i ask why you need this?

 

[techfuzz]

We have a football pool in our office that has a Shakespearean motiff about it. We wanted to update the instructions to sound like it was written in the period.

techfuzz

 

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