Modern Day Cursing

Brigandier

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Atot, I went down to the mall today, and well, I am confused. I heard a lot of offensive words, I had no clue what they meant.

What are the new curse words and phrases?
 

olds

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How did you know they were offensive if you didn't know what they meant? Are you retarded?
 

Brigandier

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How did you know they were offensive if you didn't know what they meant? Are you retarded?

Yes to the latter, and to the former, I knew they were offensive because they were said to me by people that didn't want to be my friends...
 

Brigandier

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I was called a shit captain...


Does that mean I am the captain of shit, and therefore better than shit?
 

Zorander

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I was called a shit captain...
Whoever said that probably just made it up.

The 'shit' bit makes it offensive still. It does not matter if you replace the 'captain' bit with 'hunk' or 'prince', it still sounds like shit. :)
 

DesiPower

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The best of the best get to lead, so you are captain hence you are one of the bets shit out there. Now, for shit best means the most spells and yukky ones...

What else did they say? any more examples?

UrbanDictionary has all the definitions of all the cus words. It doesn't have shit captain, maybe you should add.
 
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YoungGun21

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The best of the best get to lead, so you are captain hence you are one of the bets shit out there. Now, for shit best means the most spells and yukky ones...

What else did they say? any more examples?

Urbandiscretionary has all the definitions of all the cus words. It doesn't have shit captain, maybe you should add.

UrbanDictionary
 

Brigandier

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I just didn't know what to do, I had the last Inheritance book in my hands at Wal-Mart(don't blame me, I am my zip code). I was reading the insert and he walked up and saw I had it...
 

Schadenfroh

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Berk, know your cant, less your bone-box rattles like you've had too much bub or like you're one of those barmies.
 
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i thought this said "modern day cruising". unfortunately, the only cruising around here is under the command of this shit captain D:
 

Wyndru

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Wow, this thread. lol.

It should be stickied for all new accounts to read just to set the mood.
 

Beev

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I heard a new one a couple of months ago:

Face like a shitflap
 

ShawnD1

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I was called a shit captain...


Does that mean I am the captain of shit, and therefore better than shit?

Some guy called me a butt pirate. I said thanks then "yarrr I want ur booty"
Then he ran to his dad and it started this huge argument. :(