Moderators, gods; what's the Difference?

[UG]

*Watch over us, they do; constantly.

*Condemn, they do: evil forum sinners bannished unto I-net purgatory.

*Unbannished: the occassional reappearance.

Reward: yes, that, too; they bless one with Status.

Downloaded, unto you, through intermediaries: Forum Commandments.

Resurrected, post-server crash; risen from circumstantial non-existence.

Banner ads: pass the plate.


Mod's are Gods!










































Not!




See how you can be reasoned into the suspension of disbelief?


Skeptics rule!

 

[SilentBoB]

One of them is wise and all knowing. Which one? I wish I knew.

Kneel before Zod!

 

[Pepsi90919]

no, the pink haired ones are your leaders.

 

[reitz]

Somebody's been drinking tonight

 

[UG]

I wish.

 

[Mday]

ready for a proof?

/me is god.

/me is not a moderator.

therefore go /= moderator

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

Moderators have better equipment? (computer, that is)

 

[UG]

Mod=Paulson=1 Million hurts?

If we're all suffering, there must be 6,000 Paulsons.

 

[apoppin]

<< Watch over us, constantly; they do >>


They miss alot.



<< They bless one with status. >>


Status is automatic. &quot;Elite&quot; is conferred by the administrator.



<< ...Forum Commandments... >>


Again - the Administrator.



<< Resurrected . . .Banner ads . . . >>


Non sequitur. This has nothing to do with the Mods.

If you want to be more accurate, the Mods would be the god's grunts - &quot;Angels&quot; or &quot;sent forth ones&quot;.



<< See hou can be reasoned into the suspension of disbelief? >>


Not us UG. We're used to you by now.

 

[Viperoni]

 

[UG]

Apoppin;

For a Believer, you make a damn good Skeptic.

 

[UG]

Apoppin;

Then again: as a believer, you're no skeptic at all.

 

[BoberFett]

I changed my mind.

 

[UG]

Well, well. There's hope for you yet.

 

[AMDJunkie]

How do I know UG is not actually a priest or a pastor? For all I know, UG could be testing those of faith by spewing out common atheist and agnostic views and seeing how they explain how such views are incorrect. By doing so he fulfills the task of keeping safe God's flock from blasphemous and incorrect ideas and beliefs.

Father UG, pass the plate, I'd like to donate some money to your church.

 

[IronMike]

Thank GOD for the MOD's!
Every once in a while diapers need to be changed!

 

[apoppin]

Actually, UG I'm a skeptical believer.

 

[BoberFett]

Haha, you're clever if nothing else UG. Though I'm guessing you lean more towards the latter.

I was going to say that relative to this board, the mods are gods. However after thinking about it, they're more like angels. Anand is the god around here.

 

[apoppin]

No wait, I'm a believing skeptic.



EDIT: BoberFett, angels . . . yeah, more like it.

 

[UG]

AMDJunkie: That's why I'm testingly called UnnecessaryGod.

A test for some, a certainty for others.



God of Testicular Fortitude.

 

[AMDJunkie]

Sorry UG, I took that position already. Find your own false god!

 

[UG]

Apoppin;

<...I'm a skeptical believer...>

<... I'm a believing skeptic...>

Proof positive you are actually confused.

Booberfett;

God's can do anything they want, they don't need angelic intermediaries; unless gods need cheap labor.

Cathy Lee Gifford is hiring Angels, too.

Earth is God's sweat shop. Believers are exploited losers.

 

[UG]

AMD;

What position? Doggie?

I'm my own God, with missionary compulsions.

Spread the word.

 

[AMDJunkie]

I claim the power of the testicle. Others are inferior to my almighty nuts! Your gonna have to be your own god of something else. Unless you want me to bring on the proof...

 

[apoppin]

What you accept as &quot;positive proof&quot; is known as science fiction in many circles, UG.