MJ verdict reached! NOT GUILTY!!!

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Miramonti

Miramonti

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Aug 26, 2000
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stay tuned. :D

CBS is reporting it. Apparently the jury sent word.

bbc audio

(There are 10 counts, so the verdict is sure to be mixed, altho the most important ones of course are child molestation.)


Count 1: conspiracy, alleging 28 individual overt acts involving child abduction, false imprisonment and extortion.
Verdict: NOT Guilty

Counts two to five alleged Jackson committed a lewd act upon a child.
Verdict: NOT Guilty

Count six alleged an attempted lewd act on a child.
Verdict: NOT Guilty

Counts seven to 10 alleged the administering of intoxicating agents to assist in the commission of a felony.
Verdict: NOT Guilty
 
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SVT Cobra

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THANKS! going to TV now

EDIT: nevermind..thought they already announced it...someone just post on here when you see it...i just wanna see that sicko be guilty....

its fing amazing what you can do these days with money
 
Maetryx

Maetryx

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I feel like I just *know* he's guilty. I wonder how the jury saw it. We'll find out soon.
 
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xospec1alk

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Originally posted by: Son of a N00b
THANKS! going to TV now

EDIT: nevermind..thought they already announced it...someone just post on here when you see it...i just wanna see that sicko be guilty....

its fing amazing what you can do these days with money
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its amazing how everyone just assumes hes guilty...whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty?
 
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Wallydraigle

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Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, Chef's attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote "Stinky Britches" ten years ago. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself!
But ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider: Ladies and gentlemen this [pointing to a picture of Chewbacca] is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee?an eight foot tall Wookiee?want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!
But more important, you have to ask yourself, what does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!
Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense!
And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.
If Chewbacca lived on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
 
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Wallydraigle

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Originally posted by: xospec1alk
Originally posted by: Son of a N00b
THANKS! going to TV now

EDIT: nevermind..thought they already announced it...someone just post on here when you see it...i just wanna see that sicko be guilty....

its fing amazing what you can do these days with money
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its amazing how everyone just assumes hes guilty...whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty?
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Most of us don't live in a court of law.
 
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Bumrush99

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I would pay money to watch a new reality TV series.

Michael Jackson: A Life in Prison

Cmon Mark Burnett, work out a deal with the department corrections!
 
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klah

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http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-06...0,1741862.story?coll=la-home-headlines

Media gains access to Jackson jury communications

An attorney for the news media today won the release of transcripts from closed hearings last week in the Michael Jackson case. Theodore Boutrous Jr, representing a coalition of news organisations, said that communications from the jury and requests for read-backs of testimony ?are at the very heart of the trial and absolutely essential to understanding what is transpiring?.

According to court documents the jury seemed focused on one prosecution question in particular directed at actor Macauley Culkin, "On a scale of one to ten, how old is Michael Jackson's boyfriend?"
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mwtgg

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Dec 6, 2001
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Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, Chef's attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote "Stinky Britches" ten years ago. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself!
But ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider: Ladies and gentlemen this [pointing to a picture of Chewbacca] is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee?an eight foot tall Wookiee?want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!
But more important, you have to ask yourself, what does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!
Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense!
And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.
If Chewbacca lived on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
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Here, look at the monkey. Look at the silly little monkey!
 
JulesMaximus

JulesMaximus

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Jul 3, 2003
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I'm listening to KFI 640 right now. This is like a train wreck, I just can't look away. :laugh:

I want to see the looks on the faces of those nutjobs up there camped out in support of MJ when they announce a guilty verdict. Lunatics.
 
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hevnsnt

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buahahaa

"An ambulance is standing by incase a guilty verdict comes back and MJ faints."

[little girl voice]oh nooooo! [/little girl voice] *FAINT*

 
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