Mitt Romney is a lesbian

[pelov]

http://forums.anandtech.com/showpost.php?p=33839422&postcount=14033

It does look like he's got one of those kangaroo-pouch granny vaginas, doesn't it? I doubt it's the magical undergarments, Mittens might just be a woman. For god's sake, which testosterone-filled testicle-wielding self-respecting man would have sex with this thing?

Mitt's a lesbo.

I've figured him out.

Isn't there a Hume thread for this kind of post? -Admin DrPizza

 

[ElFenix]

wow, mom jeans

 

[blackdogdeek]

maybe the picture is just from 1985

 

[ThePresence]

Or maybe the picture is a terrible photochop.

 

[manimal]

Can you imagine the swingers parties they go to?

Now imagine if Barbara Bachman and her beard attended!

Now imagine Chazz bono and rosie being there!

 

[pelov]

maybe the picture is just from 1985

Or maybe the picture is a terrible photochop.

Or we can go with the logical explanation and conclude that Mitt Romney is a lesbian.

 

[blackdogdeek]

Or we can go with the logical explanation and conclude that Mitt Romney is a lesbian.

i don't know. that stereo system features a dual cassette deck. i'm pretty sure this is from 1985.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Or we can go with the logical explanation and conclude that Mitt Romney is a lesbian.

Seconded.

Lesbian... definitely a lesbian.

 

[pelov]

blackdogdeek, you're not very up-to-date on your stereotypes, are you? Everybody knows lesbians prefer dual cassette players from the mid 80's (preferably made by Zenith) over iPods and other more modern forms of home audio. Here's further proof he's a lesbian:

As you can see, he looks exactly the same thus the first picture couldn't have possibly come from the 80's

... unless you're implying he drinks the blood of virgins to keep his girly physique

 

[T_Yamamoto]

blackdogdeek, you're not very up-to-date on your stereotypes, are you? Everybody knows lesbians prefer dual cassette players from the mid 80's (preferably made by Zenith) over iPods and other more modern forms of home audio. Here's further proof he's a lesbian:

As you can see, he looks exactly the same thus the first picture couldn't have possibly come from the 80's

... unless you're implying he drinks the blood of virgins to keep his girly physique

Lol

 

[foghorn67]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-ways-internet-convinced-me-not-to-vote/

 

[BladeVenom]

They look like Obama's jeans.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I'd cut off my penis for Romney.

 

[pelov]

They look like Obama's jeans.

No no no. Look at the way he's throwing that ball. He clearly throws like a girl and therefore can't be a lesbian. Not to mention the lack of a dual cassette player in any of those photos.

 

[PottedMeat]

http://forums.anandtech.com/showpost.php?p=33839422&postcount=14033



I've figured him out.

so who wears the strap on, or is this an ass-to-ass couple? scissor-me-timbers perhaps?

 

[Sonikku]

Why exactly were you staring at Romney's crotch in the first place?