Mitsubishi to offer free gas with vehicles in U.S.

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i wondered how long it would be before a major manufacturer would do a promotion like this, in light of recent gas prices
 

MazerRackham

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Mitsu should just get start hiring whores to give guys BJs for buying cars. That would work better than this promo.
 
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Originally posted by: MazerRackham
Mitsu should just get start hiring whores to give guys BJs for buying cars. That would work better than this promo.

if a car came with a years worth of free blowjobs i'd buy it ;)
 

DanTMWTMP

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man, their cars from the 90s were awesome. 99 esclipse, 3000GT, the early-mid 90's galand vr4...
My dad owned a montero once, and that car was pretty cool and reliable. I loved the center console since it had those 3 aircraft-looking guages lol.


what happened?@!!??! GRRR
 

BlackAdam

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REPOST!

But... who cares about a promotion like this? I mean, it's only on the 2005 models. So instead of giving you a discount or cash back, they give you a damn debit card that you can use for gas. STUPID!
 

Linux23

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Originally posted by: BlackAdam
REPOST!

But... who cares about a promotion like this? I mean, it's only on the 2005 models. So instead of giving you a discount or cash back, they give you a damn debit card that you can use for gas. STUPID!

so where's the link to the original topic there slick?:p
 

mattocs

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Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
Except that after buying a Mitsubishi, you would then be left owning a Mitsubishi.

haha...thats what I was thinking.

It won't be consuming gas if it isn't running. :-x
 

MrBond

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This is a repost, but I can't find the thread. I remember it had a pretty obscure title and a search for "Mitsubishi" doesn't bring it up.

The Kia dealer in town does this too. Although you're basicly stuck with the same problem - even with $1500 free gas, it's still a mitsubishi/kia.
 

Future Shock

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1941 Mitsubishi Zero : small, fast, light & totally unable to take any real punishment. fell apart after being hit by a few .50 cal slugs from P40 Tigers flown by US airforce in China

2005 Mitsubishi...well, anything: small, maybe fast, light, and totally unable to take any real punishment. falls apart after being hit by foul ball when parked next to girl's softball diamond

Future Shock
 

anxi80

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Originally posted by: MazerRackham
Mitsu should just get start hiring the dancing girl from the eclipse commercials to give guys BJs for buying cars. That would work better than this promo.
fixed. ;)

:music: days go by and still I think of you... :music:
 

sandman018

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I like my evo. amazingly, I haven't had any problems with it yet. I think evos are the single exception to the crappy mitsu line