Mitch Mconnell Fractures Shoulder in Fall

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Perknose

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Sending thoughts and prayers to the McConnell's patio.
His patio is as dangerous as his politics. It has an extreme right slant. You can't get anything constructive done there.
 
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His patio is as dangerous as his politics. It has an extreme right slant. You can't get anything constructive done there.

Now I’ll act like a deplorable or the President who happens to be a deplorable

“You’re the racist, you said slant!”
 
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theeedude

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Rand Paul is having health problems too. Is Kentucky going to be properly represented in Senate?
 

Moonbeam

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Sometimes one can devote so much psychic energy to suppressing guilty feelings there’s not enough left to pay attention to where you step.
 

dainthomas

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Don't worry, I'm sure you will still have him around to keep projecting your Russia obsession. Why don't you guys just man up like Snowden did, and move to Russia? You don't need to keep hiding in the "Russia Closet" anymore.

Low quality. You better pick it up or Slow is going to get that thousand ruble bonus from Daddy Vlad.
 
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DrDoug

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Ol' #MoscowMitch can't be hurting too much, he went to that campaign event at Fancy Farm. Speaking of Moscow Mitch's campaign, I see that his campaign decided on a theme to run with that ties in nicely with the recent mass murders.

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With so many people unexpectedly having to buy headstones lately, ol' Moscow Mitch wanted to get in on that action to let those people know that he's thinking of them.

There's no such thing as "too soon" for a conservative.
 
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Rare Brandon siting in public:

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I pretty certain their 1980's selves would have kicked their 2019's asses for saying this.
 

VRAMdemon

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Looks like Mitch finally brought something to the floor.

And...It's lucky Mitch wears one of those emergency call thingies around his neck. When he fell, he was able to press a button and say "Help! I've fallen and I can't obstruct!"
 
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