Mistakes on the daily that grind your gears

[Howard]

Mine is farting immediately before sitting down to crap. Puts my head right into the gas cloud.

Yours?





A disguised thread on bodily fluids?

You guys have got to be bored.

Go on, get out of the house a little more.


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Anandtech Forum Director

 

[OCGuy]

Mine is crapping immediately before sitting down to crap. Puts my boxer-briefs right into the trashcan.

 

[William Gaatjes]

I always sit down first before i fart. That way, i can never make a mess(sloppy farts) and the neighbours are aware of me taking a dump. The louder, the better. Turning that toilet into a tuba.

 

[cubby1223]

Biggest mistake is accidentally reading internet forum threads about other guys farting and crapping.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Mine is crapping immediately before sitting down to crap. Puts my boxer-briefs right into the trashcan.

Mine is crapping immediately upon sitting down in a meeting. Puts my career right into the trashcan.

 

[William Gaatjes]

Mine is crapping immediately upon sitting down in a meeting. Puts my career right into the trashcan.

The roman toilets allowed for group sessions and for staff meetings.

 

[waggy]

The roman toilets allowed for group sessions and for staff meetings.

just proof they were smarter then we thought.

 

[Printer Bandit]

the toilet needs to be rebooted.

 

[OCGuy]

the toilet needs to be rebooted.

que

 

[Markbnj]

And here we see that regardless of how powerful and enabling a technology may be, someone will use it to talk shit.

 

[brianmanahan]

just proof they were smarter then we thought.

dude, those toilets are terrible. you gonna pee out the front unless you aim strategically.

 

[DaTT]

dude, those toilets are terrible. you gonna pee out the front unless you aim strategically.

That's what the floor trough is for.

 

[DaTT]

Mine is shitting while in the process of sitting down to crap. Makes my butt cheeks messy.

 

[_Rick_]

What really grinds my gears is when I mess up a shift and that horrible grinding noise comes from the gearbox, and I shit myself, but at least I am sitting down already. I still need new upholstery though.

 

[gorcorps]

I'm still trying to wrap my head around the title

 

[Rakehellion]

The roman toilets allowed for group sessions and for staff meetings.

Right click->Save As

 

[Mayne]

Mine is being backed up for days and finally take a dump and just a little nugget in bowl 🙁

 

[brainhulk]

When I was potty training my son, I told him after he wipes, to bend over in front of mom and ask her to smell your butt. I lol'd when he really did it.

I didn't lol, when his daycare teacher said he did it to her...

 

[JManInPhoenix]

Mine is crapping immediately before sitting down to crap. Puts my boxer-briefs right into the trashcan.

LOL :awe: good for a monday morning laugh!

 

[Legios]

I hate getting a shit cramp while im in the midst of preparing my nest.