Mistakes are good...

richardycc

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Did you know that Viagra was a mistake too? It was orginally tested as a blood pressure lowering med.

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luvya

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Originally posted by: richardycc
Did you know that Viagra was a mistake too? It was orginally tested as a blood pressure lowering med.

rich

I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!!!
 

sharkeeper

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The whole journey, far though it may be, is completed in four hours at most. Our departure time happens when we are busiest, before the Moon begins its eclipse in its eastern section. If the Moon becomes full while we are still on our way, our return journey is impossible. The occasion becomes so brief that we have few humans and not any other beings except the most helpful toward us. Forming a column we seize any man of this kind and all of us pushing upward raise him to the heights. The initial shock is the worst part of it for him, for he is spun upward as if by an explosion of gunpowder and he flies above the mountains and the seas. On that account he must be drugged with narcotics and opiates prior to his flight. His limbs must be carefully protected so they are not torn from him, body from legs, head from body and so that the recoil may not spread over into every member of his body. Then he will face new difficulties: intense cold and impaired respiration. These circumstances which are natural to spirits are applied by force to man. We go on our way placing moistened sponges to our nostrils. With the first section of the voyage complete, our conveyance becomes easier. Then we expose our bodies freely to the air and withdraw our hands. All these persons are gathered into a ball within themselves, by reason of pressure, a condition which we ourselves produce into its intended place by its own accord. This critical point is of little use to us spirits because it is excessively slow. Therefore, as I said, we accelerate by gravity and go in front of the man's body, lest by a very strong impact into the Moon he might suffer any harm. When the man awakes, he usually complains that all his members suffer an ineffable lassitude, from which, however he completely recovers when the effect of the drugs wears off, so that he can walk.
 

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I enjoyed reading those, thanx :)