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The briefing
Mishap Missy?: Surely Missy Elliott can't be as clueless as she lets on.
"I am nuts for cars," the hip-hop star confides in the upcoming Jane magazine. "My mother was just getting on me 'cause I bought three new cars in one year. I'm surprised the credit people still lend me the dough. I bought a scooter, hooked it up with rims, got it painted - and I don't even know how to ride. I spent like $5,600, tried riding it in a parking lot, crashed and never picked it up again."
Then there's the small matter of that swimming pool at her estate in Virginia.
"I don't have a living room, just a big pool. I can't swim. My dogs jump in the pool and they're stuck swimming for, like, an hour trying to get out because I can't help them. I need to take lessons."
And yet, she vows: "I want to bungee-jump. When George H.W. Bush jumped out of the plane for his 80th birthday, I was like, 'Aw, get the hell out of here. Now I have to go bungee-jumping.' "
No. Don't. Please.
The briefing
Mishap Missy?: Surely Missy Elliott can't be as clueless as she lets on.
"I am nuts for cars," the hip-hop star confides in the upcoming Jane magazine. "My mother was just getting on me 'cause I bought three new cars in one year. I'm surprised the credit people still lend me the dough. I bought a scooter, hooked it up with rims, got it painted - and I don't even know how to ride. I spent like $5,600, tried riding it in a parking lot, crashed and never picked it up again."
Then there's the small matter of that swimming pool at her estate in Virginia.
"I don't have a living room, just a big pool. I can't swim. My dogs jump in the pool and they're stuck swimming for, like, an hour trying to get out because I can't help them. I need to take lessons."
And yet, she vows: "I want to bungee-jump. When George H.W. Bush jumped out of the plane for his 80th birthday, I was like, 'Aw, get the hell out of here. Now I have to go bungee-jumping.' "
No. Don't. Please.
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