Brutuskend
Lifer
YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN MISSOURI IN AUGUST WHEN...
The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground. ~
The trees are whistling for the dogs. ~
The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. ~
Hot water now comes out of both taps.~
You can make sun tea instantly. ~
You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron. ~
The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly. ~
You discover that in August, it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.~
You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window. ~
You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7 a.m. ~
Your bike crash fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?" ~
You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.~
The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper. ~
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.~
The cows are giving evaporated milk.
The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground. ~
The trees are whistling for the dogs. ~
The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. ~
Hot water now comes out of both taps.~
You can make sun tea instantly. ~
You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron. ~
The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly. ~
You discover that in August, it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.~
You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window. ~
You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7 a.m. ~
Your bike crash fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?" ~
You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.~
The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper. ~
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.~
The cows are giving evaporated milk.
