missed jury duty

[funkymatt]

i've heard bench warrant. I suppose i should call tomorrow and explain the situation.

 

[Juno]

you probably will get fined.

to be honest, i don't know.

 

[PhlashFoto]

If I were you, sleep with one eye open toinight....

 

[nick1985]

Originally posted by: ELopes580
If I were you, sleep with one eye open toinight....

Make sure to check under your bed before you lay down as well.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: funkymatt
i've heard bench warrant. I suppose i should call tomorrow and explain the situation.

why did you miss it?

 

[Acanthus]

You will be fired...















































Out of a cannon into the sun.

 

[Reckoner]

Gas Chamber

 

[shiner]

FPMITAP

 

[Flammable]

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
Gas Chamber

wtf

 

[CrackRabbit]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
FPMITAP

 

[funkymatt]

I was on a call list and was supposed to call in again yesterday after 6, i forgot and just remembered. apparently my group was supposed to report this morning at 8am. i wasn't even awake at 8am.

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: funkymatt
I was on a call list and was supposed to call in again yesterday after 6, i forgot and just remembered. apparently my group was supposed to report this morning at 8am. i wasn't even awake at 8am.

You should go right now and get yourself some flip flops, a bar of soap on a rope and 3 or 4 cartons of cigarettes.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Get ready to bend over and squeal like a pig.

 

[nick1985]

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: funkymatt
I was on a call list and was supposed to call in again yesterday after 6, i forgot and just remembered. apparently my group was supposed to report this morning at 8am. i wasn't even awake at 8am.

You should go right now and get yourself some flip flops, a bar of soap on a rope and 3 or 4 cartons of cigarettes.

Dont forget to shove a bunch of illegal drugs up your ass. You can use them to buy protection once incarcerated.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: funkymatt
I was on a call list and was supposed to call in again yesterday after 6, i forgot and just remembered. apparently my group was supposed to report this morning at 8am. i wasn't even awake at 8am.

call in the morning and explain you had a brain fart and forgot to check in. you won't be the first one to do that. they have extra jurors present so that things don't go to hell if someone doesn't show.

 

[nick1985]

Pretend you are butters. This should give you some idea

 

[Shawn]

arrest

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: funkymatt
i've heard bench warrant. I suppose i should call tomorrow and explain the situation.

Don't call. Just go in and sign in for jury duty. They will be happy to see you.

I'm serious.

 

[RaistlinZ]

You will be arrested for failure to appear.

You will be put on trial before a jury of your peers.

Hopefully, none of them will show up for jury duty.

 

[Balt]

You will be tased.

I advise you to run into the court room yelling "DON'T TASE ME, BRO!"

 

[S Freud]

Castration.

 

[oiprocs]

All your base are belong to us.

 

[AlgaeEater]

Expect a SWAT team to come in by standard 2x2 cover formation through the front door of your house. A sharpshooter will be placed on the southern side of your house/apartment building covering the back entrance and bathroom window.

I suggest you record your final testament to ATOT and upload it on Youtube. Stock up on all the shotgun shells you can and then start barricading yourself inside your house.

Once they go through the front door, go down shooting and in a blaze of bullets.

You will be missed :beer:

 

[GoatMonkey]

You're gonna have to toss the salad.

 

[alkemyst]

This is not end well.

OP, make sure you set up a camera tonight to YouTube your raid.