Miss Texas 2018 Pageant

[UglyCasanova]

Contestants

https://www.misstexas.org/miss-texas-contestants.html

Miss Houston - Jizyah Shorts

 

[shortylickens]

Jizyah?

JIZYAH!!??????

what the fuck?

 

[rchunter]

Clearly NOT a woman....

 

[UglyCasanova]

 

[sdifox]

I am sorry, the parents should be shot for naming her jizz your shorts.

 

[highland145]

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

So did she errr he actually win?

 

[Exterous]

Why???

 

[boomerang]

I can't get no satifaction

 

[highland145]

I can't get no satifaction

Maybe you should try pants.

 

[pete6032]

Miss Arlington!

 

[UglyCasanova]

East Texas tho

 

[SKORPI0]

 

[thestrangebrew1]

The parental units really should've spelled the name differently at the very least. "Jizyah" is no where close to "Ji-Zee-Yah" imo.

 

[highland145]

 

[dainthomas]

I thought North West was a terrible name, but at least you can pronounce it.

 

[FeuerFrei]

lol, I haven't even loaded all the girlie pics and the page already popped a modal prompt to cast my vote. I haven't even scrolled yet. Pretty desperate!!1!!!!

 

[Thebobo]

Write in for this lady.

 

[highland145]

Write in for this lady.

S.C. education system on full display.

 

[shortylickens]

On a completely unrelated topic did anyone else thing every one of those girls looked completely fake?
Like the fuckin uncanny valley with CGI.

 

[paperfist]

That's like getting bullied by your parents. Does that girl know she can legally change her name?

 

[13Gigatons]

Kinda natural and plain: https://www.misstexas.org/uploads/7/8/6/8/78683298/misslakecountry-malleymorales-headshot_orig.jpg

 

[UglyCasanova]

Noticed that. Definitely the most humble looking. Would still smash

 

[snoopy7548]

Miss Richardson looks like the Predator...

 

[Zeze]

Miss Richardson looks like the Predator...

AH don't do that to me at night.