Miss Cleo.....mind and spirit

[myputer]

Who is this crazy women, and why is she always on my TV. I can't get away from her, I am starting to have nightmares about it!

 

[Valhalla1]

I dont know, but this is about the 5th thread devoted to this woman and her commericals, the first one being started by yours truly

 

[Pyxis]

I hate those fvcking commercials. It seems to be on all the channels, no matter where I look there she is:|

 

[konichiwa]

-Yah, the king of cups tells me that you are a crack-ho?
-*gasp* How did you know that?
-I got dis king of cups and he is just speakin to me, he's telling me you sell your body, hmm?
-You're SO right
-Miss Cleo is aaaalways right, honey! You need to start respectin yo body, hmm?
-Miss Cleo, you are right
-Miss Cleo is aaaalways right, honey! Call miss cleo today and learn your future!

 

[Pyxis]

GET YER FREE READIN TODAY:|:|:|

 

[myputer]

The card don't lie.......she can even determine the father of your child, its the cleo DNA test.

 

[Scrapster]

Koni,

First time caller, eh?

 

[Yeeny]

Miss Cleo is keeping it real.

 

[arod324]

Man, her commercials are so annoying and pointless. I really don't understand why people would actually call and pay someone to tell their "future"

 

[mastaki11a]

CALL ME NOW FOR YA FREE READIN

 

[yakko]

The cards them they never lie.

 

[bolomite]

There's some fool named Lucius doing commercials like this, too.

 

[MustangSVT]

All your future, present, past are belong to Ms.Cleo!

 

[UnixFreak]

When I called, she hit the nail on the head.. she said "you are a geek... you need a life. you spend way too much time on some sort of electronic forum you find facinating...


then mumbled something about 50 bucks a minute or something...