Misheard Fellowship of the ring quote

[Onceler]

It sounds like when Strider/Aragorn grabs Frodo and shoves him into his inn room and Sam and the rest burst in Sam says "Let him go or I will have you for sex!"

What does he really say?

 

[eldorado99]

Sex.

 

[nick1985]

butt sex

 

[bobross419]

surprise butt sex

 

[Born2bwire]

surprisingly good butt sex

EDIT: God damn time warps ruined it! This is the last straw.

 

[BoomerD]

http://www.whodah.com/albums/A...s-and-Graphics/adj.gif

 

[Crono]

Longshanks

 

[AnonymouseUser]

Here it is. Can't tell myself.

 

[crownjules]

Originally posted by: Onceler
It sounds like when Strider/Aragorn grabs Frodo and shoves him into his inn room and Sam and the rest burst in Sam says "Let him go or I will have you for sex!"

What does he really say?

He says "Let him go or I'll have you, long shanks." Shanks are an old term for legs so he was calling him long legged.

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: Born2bwire
EDIT: God damn time warps ruined it! This is the last straw.

I say we form an alliance, a fellowship, if you will, and storm the keep of the AT headquarters. That will buy enough time for Arcadio and skimmilk to throw the Fusecrap server into a fire and destroy it for good.

 

[bobross419]

Originally posted by: Crono

Originally posted by: Born2bwire
EDIT: God damn time warps ruined it! This is the last straw.

I say we form an alliance, a fellowship, if you will, and storm the keep of the AT headquarters. That will buy enough time for Arcadio and skimmilk to throw the Fusecrap server into a fire and destroy it for good.

Its a great idea, but you can't just walk into Mordor...

 

[dainthomas]

Originally posted by: crownjules

Originally posted by: Onceler
It sounds like when Strider/Aragorn grabs Frodo and shoves him into his inn room and Sam and the rest burst in Sam says "Let him go or I will have you for sex!"

What does he really say?

He says "Let him go or I'll have you, long shanks." Shanks are an old term for legs so he was calling him long legged.

Longshanks was one of Aragorn's nicknames in Bree.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: Crono

Originally posted by: Born2bwire
EDIT: God damn time warps ruined it! This is the last straw.

I say we form an alliance, a fellowship, if you will, and storm the keep of the AT headquarters. That will buy enough time for Arcadio and skimmilk to throw the Fusecrap server into a fire and destroy it for good.

Too bad they didn't die at the end.....

 

[ViviTheMage]

Originally posted by: nick1985
buttsechs

fixed

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: dainthomas

Originally posted by: crownjules

Originally posted by: Onceler
It sounds like when Strider/Aragorn grabs Frodo and shoves him into his inn room and Sam and the rest burst in Sam says "Let him go or I will have you for sex!"

What does he really say?

He says "Let him go or I'll have you, long shanks." Shanks are an old term for legs so he was calling him long legged.

Longshanks was one of Aragorn's nicknames in Bree.

Yep. Dude had a couple of names, based on the language or people he dealt with.

Aragorn, Strider, The Dunadan, Elessar, Estel, Thorongil, Telcontar. He was called Longshanks by Bill Ferny because, like dain said, he had long legs.

 

[nick1985]

Originally posted by: Born2bwire
surprisingly good butt sex

EDIT: God damn time warps ruined it! This is the last straw.

:laugh:

 

[lokiju]

Sounds to me like "let him go or I'll have you on shanks"

 

[Fayd]

Originally posted by: Onceler
It sounds like when Strider/Aragorn grabs Frodo and shoves him into his inn room and Sam and the rest burst in Sam says "Let him go or I will have you for sex!"

What does he really say?

back off or i'll have you for god sakes?

 

[Born2bwire]

Originally posted by: Crono

Originally posted by: Born2bwire
EDIT: God damn time warps ruined it! This is the last straw.

I say we form an alliance, a fellowship, if you will, and storm the keep of the AT headquarters. That will buy enough time for Arcadio and skimmilk to throw the Fusecrap server into a fire and destroy it for good.

Only if you promise they go in too.

 

[Redfraggle]

It's longshanks.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Crono

Originally posted by: dainthomas

Originally posted by: crownjules

Originally posted by: Onceler
It sounds like when Strider/Aragorn grabs Frodo and shoves him into his inn room and Sam and the rest burst in Sam says "Let him go or I will have you for sex!"

What does he really say?

He says "Let him go or I'll have you, long shanks." Shanks are an old term for legs so he was calling him long legged.

Longshanks was one of Aragorn's nicknames in Bree.

Yep. Dude had a couple of names, based on the language or people he dealt with.

Aragorn, Strider, The Dunadan, Elessar, Estel, Thorongil, Telcontar. He was called Longshanks by Bill Ferny because, like dain said, he had long legs.

This thread was funny until it got way too nerdy.

 

[acheron]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: Crono

Originally posted by: dainthomas

Originally posted by: crownjules

Originally posted by: Onceler
It sounds like when Strider/Aragorn grabs Frodo and shoves him into his inn room and Sam and the rest burst in Sam says "Let him go or I will have you for sex!"

What does he really say?

He says "Let him go or I'll have you, long shanks." Shanks are an old term for legs so he was calling him long legged.

Longshanks was one of Aragorn's nicknames in Bree.

Yep. Dude had a couple of names, based on the language or people he dealt with.

Aragorn, Strider, The Dunadan, Elessar, Estel, Thorongil, Telcontar. He was called Longshanks by Bill Ferny because, like dain said, he had long legs.

This thread was funny until it got way too nerdy.

Aiya Eärendil elenion ancalima!

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: bobross419

Originally posted by: Crono

Originally posted by: Born2bwire
EDIT: God damn time warps ruined it! This is the last straw.

I say we form an alliance, a fellowship, if you will, and storm the keep of the AT headquarters. That will buy enough time for Arcadio and skimmilk to throw the Fusecrap server into a fire and destroy it for good.

Its a great idea, but you can't just walk into Mordor...

Uh, yes you do.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: bobross419

Originally posted by: Crono

Originally posted by: Born2bwire
EDIT: God damn time warps ruined it! This is the last straw.

I say we form an alliance, a fellowship, if you will, and storm the keep of the AT headquarters. That will buy enough time for Arcadio and skimmilk to throw the Fusecrap server into a fire and destroy it for good.

Its a great idea, but you can't just walk into Mordor...

Uh, yes you do.

The correct quote is, "one does not simply walk into Mordor". thx

 

[jonks]

obligatory

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yqVD0swvWU