Misconceptions about the Titanic

[Texashiker]

There seem to be a lot of misconceptions about the Titanic, I am here to set the story straight.

Myth - the Titanic hit an iceberg
Fact - the Titanic was sank by a nazi u-boat that was being piloted by John Kennedy with the intent to pull the US into World War II

If yall have any questions, feel free to ask.

 

[FoBoT]

Spoiler

the ship sinks

:whiste:

 

[apac]

RMS Titanic was a passenger liner that sank in the North Atlantic Ocean on 15 April 1912 ...

The First World War or World War I thereafter, was a major war centred in Europe that began on 28 July 1914 ...

World War II, or the Second World War (often abbreviated as WWII or WW2), was a global war that was under way by 1939 ...

Fail. Also, John F. Kennedy signed the Declaration of Independence. Everyone knows this.

 

[lozina]

The Titanic never happened

 

[Texashiker]

Fail.

No fail, the nazis were planning 20 years ahead of time.

 

[ImpulsE69]

I don't care about any of that, all I want to know is if Leonardo DeCaprio really died on that boat? And was it in 3D when it happened?

 

[WelshBloke]

The Titanic was actually a massive nuclear powered submarine.

It was so far ahead of its time and so secret that the only way to launch it was to disguise it as a cruise liner.

Its apparently still patrolling the south Atlantic.

 

[Texashiker]

I don't care about any of that, all I want to know is if Leonardo DeCaprio really died on that boat?

Leonardo DeCaprio was pulled into a submarine through a torpedo port, revived, then brain washed into fighting for the nazis.

 

[Fritzo]

I heard about this! The Philadelphia experiment interfered with the Manhattan Project, teleporting his ship to the north Atlantic, but then J Edgar Hoover tipped off Teddy Roosevelt that a German ship was going to unleash wild lions on the US coast. A telegram was then issued to Kennedy sink the Titanic.

True story.

 

[darkewaffle]

The best part is that this is exactly the kind of thing TexasHiker actually believes

 

[Raduque]

So was John Kennedy in COMMAND of the U-Boat or just the guy who manned the helm?

 

[terry107]

I thought John Kennedy was in command of the Exxon Bismark which ran aground and dumped oil all over the Titanic coast?

 

[Jeeebus]

If the titanic didn't sink, then Adam Sandler would never have gotten married and had Kate Winslet as his first daughter, thereafter casting her in Titanic. No Kate Winslet would mean no Kate Winslet 3Das boobs in 2012.

No 3D- boobs would mean the Mayans would br right and the world would end. We all owe Adam Sandler and his Titanic movie our eternal thanks.

 

[Fausto]

Your attempts at humor are almost worse than your attempts at serious discussion.

 

[SandEagle]

Leonardo DiCaprio dies!
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.*SPOILER*

 

[xBiffx]

Fact: I am the king of the world.

Any questions, tough sh!t.

 

[Joseph F]

 

[ichy]

You're an adult and you actually believe this is funny?

 

[Texashiker]

You're an adult and you actually believe this is funny?

Yes, it is funny.

 

[WelshBloke]

Fact: I am the king of the world.

Any questions, tough sh!t.

OK, when are you sending someone round to fix the pothole in the road near my house then?

 

[Ichinisan]

Titanic was sunk by a giant octopus.

 

[ConwayJim]

Sweet, I have a Titanic test tonight, I'm becoming a Titanic Historian.

 

[xBiffx]

OK, when are you sending someone round to fix the pothole in the road near my house then?

I believe I answered all questions already.

Any questions, tough sh!t.

 

[WelshBloke]

I believe I answered all questions already.

 

[SKORPI0]