Mis-heard lyrics

sniperruff

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I was listening to radio the other day a discussion on mis-heard lyrics and I thought most are pretty funny. I'm just listening to Nirvana.

Nirvana

Smells Like Teen Spirit

Where's the Lysol?
It just stings us!
Here we are now
Entertain us
I'm just stupid
And contagious
Here we are now
Entertain us
I'm mulatto
I'm Albino
I'm a Skittle
Jalepeno

In Bloom

Sell your kids for food
When she change her mood
Stranger's here again
With a dark glance
Heeeere's the winding lights
All our pretty sons, Jenny
Likes she sings along, Andy
Likes to shoot his gun buddy
Don't felt what he means
Don't felt what he means
I said
Heeeere's the winding lights
All our pretty sons, Jenny
Likes she sings along, Andy
Likes to shoot his gun buddy
Don't felt what he means
Don't felt what he means
I sing yeah

Weed can last for more
Major is a whore
Roofs are sound-proof
Turned reagent blue
eeeere's the winding lights
All our pretty sons, Jenny
Likes she sings along, Andy
Likes to shoot his gun buddy
Don't felt what he means
Don't felt what he means
I said
Heeeere's the winding lights
All our pretty sons, Jenny
Likes she sings along, Andy
Likes to shoot his gun buddy
Don't felt what he means
Don't felt what he means
I sing yeah
 

LeadMagnet

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Mar 26, 2003
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Ramons - rather than " I wanna be sedated" someone was singing " I wanna a piece of date bread"
Til Tuesday - original " Voices carry" mixed up to " This is scary"
 

captains

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family guy opening song

stewie-- blah blah laugh and cry

i keep hearing effin cry
 

onlyCOpunk

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May 25, 2003
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"There's a bad moon on the rise" - "There's a bathroom on the right"

The opening line of Brown Eyed Girl "Hey there Rodrigo"
 

JohnCU

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Dec 9, 2000
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found a box of chocolates what a beautiful thing
found a box of sharp objects what a beautiful thingggggggggggg - the used
 

Engineer

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Dumas Walker....

I always thought it was "Let's all go, down to do Miss Walker!" :eek:

Click to listen.

:music:Well
Let's all go, down to Dumas Walker
Let's all go, down to Dumas Walker
We'll get a slaw, burger, fries and a bottle of ski
Bring it on out to my baby and me

Yeah we're headed to the drive-in on a Saturday night
Just me and my baby and a six-pack of Lite
Got a pocketful of money and I'm rarin' to go
Down to Dumas Walker right after the show
They'll be shootin marbles in the back of the store
And laying money down on the floor

Well
Let's all go, down to Dumas Walker
Let's all go, down to Dumas Walker
We'll get a slaw, burger, fries and a bottle of ski
Bring it on out to my baby and me

He takes all his orders down one at a time
Don't need a pad he's got a photogenic mind
He don't like the young folks hanging around
He's here to let ya know we got a law in this town
You oughta see him reelin' when he walks through the door
The marble king is ready for more

Well
Let's all go, down to Dumas Walker
Let's all go, down to Dumas Walker
We'll get a slaw, burger, fries and a bottle of ski
Bring it on out to my baby and me
:music:
 

nick1985

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Dec 29, 2002
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Fall Out Boy -- Sugar we're going down' Text This worth a watch if you have never seen this...:p


Fall Out Boy -- Dance Dance Text

 

tboo

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Jun 25, 2000
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"Blinded by the light. Wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night."
 

runzwithsizorz

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Jan 24, 2002
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:music: Jose, can you see, by the dawns early light :music:

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"I'm not any more insane than the hundreds of my fans who've come out to this stinking desert to watch me make this jump". Rebus Kaniebus
 

bignateyk

Lifer
Apr 22, 2002
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Originally posted by: captains
family guy opening song

stewie-- blah blah laugh and cry

i keep hearing effin cry

That's because the original song actually was "effin" and they changed it to "laugh and" at some point.
 

OREOSpeedwagon

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May 30, 2001
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Radiohead - Nude

Real: "You'll go to hell for what your dirty mind is thinking"
Misheard: "You'll go to hell for what you did to my slinky"