Minor Surgery (a stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

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Lifer
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A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery and the day after the procedure, a friend
stopped by to see how the guy was doing.

The friend was amazed at the number of Nurses who entered the room in short intervals with refreshments, offers to
fluff his pillows, make the bed, give back rubs, etc. "Why all the attention?" the friend asked. "You look fine to me."

"I know !" grinned the patient. "But the Nurses kinda formed a little fan club when they all heard that my
circumcision required twenty-seven stitches."



 

Izzo

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Yeesh. That reminds me of the time I had surgery down there. I went to the doctor and asked him if he could surgically alter my yahoo to make it 6 inches long.


He said "well, I guess I could cut it in half."
 

amnesiac

Lifer
Oct 13, 1999
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Originally posted by: Izzo
Yeesh. That reminds me of the time I had surgery down there. I went to the doctor and asked him if he could surgically alter my yahoo to make it 6 inches long.


He said "well, I guess I could cut it in half."

lol
 

Ulfwald

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Originally posted by: Electric Amish
"Hi! My name is Steve Stifler and I have a 12-inch penis.....AROUND! Think about it."

So what you are saying is that you are just a a big D!CK.

;)