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Minnesota is friggin COLD

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Monel Funkawitz

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My report from my 11 day stay at Minnesota - A view from a Pennsylvanian

Minneapolis is cold, but has good places to eat. People are fairly friendly. Well marked roads.

Rochester is 80% fags, 19.4% lesbians, 0.5% people who wish they were fags or lesbians, and the rest is people who have to be there because they are on business (Where I fit in). ATTENTION MEN - Any other male you meet or talk to while there, if friendly, probably wants to take you somewhere and have sex with his stool pushin' friend. Talk to women ONLY! (Make sure they ARE women) Do not sit on any toilet seat unless you cleaned it with Benzene or some other cancer causing disinfectant. Do not watch Showtime on cable TV and fall asleep, cause shows like "Queer As Folk" will come on after 10pm and waking up to one of those shows will scar you for life, plus not to mention convince "Lance" living in the room down the hall that you are available. I fell asleep watching TV and that damn show came on a few hours later, and I woke up to two naked doods rubbin' weiners. I haven't watched TV since.

All in all? Avoid Rochester Minnesota.
 
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First of all, I could go for some of that cold weather about now. South Florida is record setting hot today, and for the past few days. The central AC has been cranked for the past week already! Ridiculous! The forecast calls for a break in the weather to cooler temps on December 20th.
As for your Beef Puppet Party up in the Great North, it sounds to me like you were out trolling for, um, special friends. Did you step lightly? Have a little sashay in your gait? Wear bikini briefs? The fish you attract is determined by the bait you use. Sounds to me like you were lookin' for a lil' Frozen Tundra Love to warm your lonely soul.
 
Drive another couple hours north up to Fargo, ND. It's too cold up there to have sex. It's kind of like sticking your tongue to a steel pole in the winter.

 
uhh...I'm from Minnesota and go to Rochester once in a while, I have no idea what you're talking about.

You must have drawn the homosexuals out of the woodwork or something, because I haven't the slightest clue what you mean.

BTW, Rochester has one of the best hospitals in the world, 🙂
 
Yes, it's cold. Very cold. But I spent 2 weeks up there, and I have no idea what part of town you hung out in, because I never saw anybody who "looked" like they enjoyed an alternative lifestyle.

Are you sure you're not an inpatient at the Mayo Clinic Psychotherapy Department?
 
Originally posted by: Monel Funkawitz
My report from my 11 day stay at Minnesota - A view from a Pennsylvanian

Minneapolis is cold, but has good places to eat. People are fairly friendly. Well marked roads.

Rochester is 80% fags, 19.4% lesbians, 0.5% people who wish they were fags or lesbians, and the rest is people who have to be there because they are on business (Where I fit in). ATTENTION MEN - Any other male you meet or talk to while there, if friendly, probably wants to take you somewhere and have sex with his stool pushin' friend. Talk to women ONLY! (Make sure they ARE women) Do not sit on any toilet seat unless you cleaned it with Benzene or some other cancer causing disinfectant. Do not watch Showtime on cable TV and fall asleep, cause shows like "Queer As Folk" will come on after 10pm and waking up to one of those shows will scar you for life, plus not to mention convince "Lance" living in the room down the hall that you are available. I fell asleep watching TV and that damn show came on a few hours later, and I woke up to two naked doods rubbin' weiners. I haven't watched TV since.

All in all? Avoid Rochester Minnesota.
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Just live and let live. Who really cares is someone is gay?
I have better things to do, not you?
 
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